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Re: Got any good jokes?

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Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:46 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:55 pm If I go back over your comments from a few years ago you were saying it wasn't happening at all.
"It" meaning anthropogenic climate change.

That's the word you couldn't spell then, and that forgot now, you stupid kunt.

How do like that mirror, you religious fucktard piece of shit?

Why don't you just fuck off.
I've never used the word :lol: Keep digging, little angel. god-daddy will save you :lol:
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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:50 am
Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:46 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:55 pm If I go back over your comments from a few years ago you were saying it wasn't happening at all.
"It" meaning anthropogenic climate change.

That's the word you couldn't spell then, and that forgot now, you stupid kunt.

How do like that mirror, you religious fucktard piece of shit?

Why don't you just fuck off.
I've never used the word :lol: Keep digging, little angel. god-daddy will save you :lol:
:lol: I'm just roll playing. You see, I'm a mirror. I'm showing you, you.

Hey, thanks for the practice shitting on folks, you fucking bitch.

How do like that mirror? Do you prefer fucktard kunt? :lol:
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Re: Got any good jokes?

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Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:52 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:50 am
Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:46 am
"It" meaning anthropogenic climate change.

That's the word you couldn't spell then, and that forgot now, you stupid kunt.

How do like that mirror, you religious fucktard piece of shit?

Why don't you just fuck off.
I've never used the word :lol: Keep digging, little angel. god-daddy will save you :lol:
:lol: I'm just roll playing. You see, I'm a mirror. I'm showing you, you.

Hey, thanks for the practice shitting on folks, you fucking bitch.

How do like that mirror? Do you prefer fucktard kunt? :lol:
'roll' playing :lol: The gift that keeps giving...

Who's a clever boy then? Do you want a tickle under the chin?
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Re: Got any good jokes?

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The joke is ... you think that other folks are bound to the limitations that you imagine, and that you project.

:lol:

*

Now for you.

Who's the cute little piece of shit? You are ... that's who.

:lol:

You can tickle my chinny chin chin when I decide to scrap you off my boot, shit.
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Re: Got any good jokes?

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Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:57 am The joke is ... you think that other folks are bound to the limitations that you imagine, and that you project.

:lol:

*

Now for you.

Who's the cute little piece of shit? You are ... that's who.

:lol:

You can tickle my chinny chin chin when I decide to scrap you off my boot, shit.
How would you know what I think? You can't even get it together enough to write one coherent sentence.
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Here's a coherent sentence for ya.

Scrape

(Oops, didn't get it all.)

Scrape scrape.

OMG. Get it? That's the best joke yet! :lol:

I just can't believe how funny I am. Can you believe it, you moronic fucktard?

I know you're not supposed to explain jokes, but in your language, mirrored back atcha (aka roll playing), it means ...

Fuck off.

:lol:
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Re: Got any good jokes?

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Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 3:09 am Here's a coherent sentence for ya.

Scrape

(Oops, didn't get it all.)

Scrape scrape.

OMG. Get it? That's the best joke yet! :lol:

I just can't believe how funny I am. Can you believe it, you moronic fucktard?

I know you're not supposed to explain jokes, but in your language, mirrored back atcha (aka roll playing), it means ...

Fuck off.

:lol:
Gee. Our very own George Carlin :roll:
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All in good fun. Tee hee, haw haw, lol.
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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar.
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This is recent:

Okay, who mixed his cocktail?
Was it Fauci or the scarf lady?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WecV9XwgqD4
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Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:47 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:45 am It's when people aren't even trying that they are actually funny :lol: Keep deluding yourself. There's no god either, so you don't have harps and clouds to look forward to (or is it 74 virgins?). It's all the same to me.
I don't really give a fuck what you have to say, you moron.
Yoy seem very agitated for someone who doesn't give a fuck. :)
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Ay girl, are you C-3PO? Because dat ass is golden.

Damn girl, are you Mount Doom? Because you're hot enough to throw a ring at.
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Re: Got any good jokes?

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Harbal wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 8:16 am
Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:47 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 2:45 am It's when people aren't even trying that they are actually funny :lol: Keep deluding yourself. There's no god either, so you don't have harps and clouds to look forward to (or is it 74 virgins?). It's all the same to me.
I don't really give a fuck what you have to say, you moron.
Yoy seem very agitated for someone who doesn't give a fuck. :)
You misinterpret the thug dance, Harbal old chap. It’s all in good fun to learn another’s steps.

I've learned your steps, too, Twinkletoes. They revolve around you understanding nothing, and needing everything explained.

:)
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Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:46 am

I've learned your steps, too, Twinkletoes. They revolve around you understanding nothing, and needing everything explained.

:)
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
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Harbal wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:59 am
Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:46 am

I've learned your steps, too, Twinkletoes. They revolve around you understanding nothing, and needing everything explained.

:)
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
I'm not surprised, little fella.

A good one arrived over the transom. It's based on observation.
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