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Question: How is a thug both different and similar to a know-nothing philosopher?

Answer: One hides behind thug language. The other hides behind either feed me, or huh.

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Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:17 am Question: How is a thug both different and similar to a know-nothing philosopher?

Answer: One hides behind thug language. The other hides behind either feed me, or huh.

:lol:
I need something explaining to me again, Walker:

What was your purpose in posting that drivel?
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:lol: Good try!

Harbal, listen up. Maybe they explain jokes out in the provincial sticks, in the left-behind hinterlands as they say, but in more sophisticated company, such as what you're privileged to be experiencing now, it's a rather gauche admission of need. I'd venture to guess it's probably caused by slowing down, and if you take some of your remaining ration of time to give it some serious consideration, you just may find yourself in agreement. :|

Don't forget your surroundings. Joke thread. Make me laugh, Harbal.

Make me laugh now. I'll amuse us in the meantime.

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Question: How does a scientist hide from an opinion?

Answer: Simply by saying, more data is required.


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Completely unhinged :roll:
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Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:37 am
Maybe they explain jokes out in the provincial sticks, in the left-behind hinterlands as they say, but in more sophisticated company, such as what you're privileged to be experiencing now, it's a rather gauche admission of need.
So are you saying that sophisticated jokes aren't meant to be funny? I didn't know that, which is why I didn't recognise it as a joke. How embarrassing, I'm so provincially sticky. :oops:
Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:37 am
Don't forget your surroundings. Joke thread. Make me laugh, Harbal.

Make me laugh now.
If I provoke any laughter on this thread, Walker, it will be at your expence, not for your benefit.
Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:37 am I'll amuse us in the meantime.
And you have no idea how successfully you are doing it.
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Harbal wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:58 am
Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:37 am
Maybe they explain jokes out in the provincial sticks, in the left-behind hinterlands as they say, but in more sophisticated company, such as what you're privileged to be experiencing now, it's a rather gauche admission of need.
So are you saying that sophisticated jokes aren't meant to be funny? I didn't know that, which is why I didn't recognise it as a joke. How embarrassing, I'm so provincially sticky. :oops:
Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:37 am
Don't forget your surroundings. Joke thread. Make me laugh, Harbal.

Make me laugh now.
If I provoke any laughter on this thread, Walker, it will be at your expence, not for your benefit.
Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:37 am I'll amuse us in the meantime.
And you have no idea how successfully you are doing it.
Uhhh, I don't get it.

:lol:

Harbal, you seem to be even more mentally lethargic than usual today. :)

Waltz of The Russian Thug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LTDHSP4410

Well, I’m gonna go way out on a limb here, which would be way way out for those cautious and wide-eyed innocents new to the planet earth, having freshly emerged from the embryonic stage. I’m going to actually voice a definitive opinion, with nary a need to hide behind questions.

- IMHO, this little tune does a pretty good job of capturing the slow, plodding, cursing aesthetic of the Thug Spirit.

- I know, it rightfully belongs in the music thread, however, here it serves as more as a toe-tapper for a heavy foot that could kick a cur, but step over a kitten.

- It serves both me and you, and you too little fella, as another branch of the Thug Mentality that hides a dearth of thought behind curses, insults, and other forms of aggression.

Come on now, Harbal.

Make me laugh.

Make me laugh now.
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Harbal wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:58 am And you have no idea how successfully you are doing it.
Harbal, here's a hanky.
You got some drivel on your chin.
Clean yourself up, and join us in the laughter!

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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:51 am Completely unhinged :roll:
Come on, be yourself. Teach me some more words.
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What the fuck is even happening here?
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Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:02 pm Well, I’m gonna go way out on a limb here,
That hasn't gone unnoticed, Walker.
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Re: Got any good jokes?

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:lol:

That's more like it.

Back to the shallows, the comfort zone of minnows.

Get it?

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Astro Cat wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:12 pm What the fuck is even happening here?
Oh it's only Walker, he's got a fetish for being humiliated.
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Astro Cat wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:12 pm What the fuck is even happening here?
Would you like for me to explain to you?
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Re: Got any good jokes?

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Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:18 pm
Would you like for me to explain to you?
This should be good.
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Re: Got any good jokes?

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Harbal wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:22 pm
Walker wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:18 pm
Would you like for me to explain to you?
This should be good.
Uhhh, what do you mean? That's not funny.

Slow it down, Harbal. Way too fast.

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