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Sculptor wrote: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:35 amOr are you deaf as well as stupid?
Question for you.

Because you agree with the anti-American policies of men in The Party, in America,

The Party that can't determine human sex ...

Does that make you a Kunt?

Or, are you just a natural born Kunt?

:lol:
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Walker wrote: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:39 am
Sculptor wrote: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:28 am
As usual you are incoherent.
A woman judge cannot define what a woman is.

The Party with majority power, approves.

Simple enough, even for you?
You are simple minded yes. Easy to understand.
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Here’s a good one.
Of course, it’s philosophically cozy, as is my wont:

Now that even a drooling idiot can see
What everyone who voted* for Trump could see

Biden voters, all 80+ million of them :roll: :lol:
Will soon be saying

They didn’t know who Biden is.
They didn’t have a clue that any of this could happen.

Why will they say this?

They will tell you, because they couldn’t read his face.
They will tell you, because when on camera, he was masked to the eyeballs.

Soon, it will be the only ostensible they have left, that can only appeal to the brain of a mouse.


* And all the morons who supported his thinking, such as it is.

:lol: :lol:

(come on, make it three, impress me with another original as good as this.)
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Sculptor wrote: Sat Mar 26, 2022 1:24 pm You are simple minded yes. Easy to understand.
Question: "What’s the catch?"

Answer to de debble: "When they don’t have souls, they don’t matter, and I can hide behind them. Then, I can use my fame to get elected to political office, and add the sword to my pen collection. Then with wealth, with fame (but not notoriety, right?), with my political office, and with my mighty pen and mighty sword, I'll be just too much. And because I'm a woman, I'll be the cat's meow."


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Too bad for Casper.
He doesn’t meet all of Brandon’s requirements for Ghost Gun Czar.

However, when one door closes, another opens.
There will no grabbing of the boy ghost.
Brandon's hands won't be passing through Casper's ether-ness, while trying to paw him.
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Walker wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:15 pmHe doesn’t meet all of Brandon’s requirements for Ghost Gun Czar.
The only real requirement to lead the ATF is a willingness to burn folks alive in their homes.
(and that ain't no joke)
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Fauci is back in the news, getting ready for the midterm election emergency, and studying Shanghai for lock-down tips. He's studying the feasibility of locking folks in their apartments without food, and killing their pets, which sadly is no joke.

It doesn't matter that the data shows lock downs have worse consequences than no lock downs.

If the data doesn't fit the narrative, first demonize the messenger, then ignore the data. Too bad for truth, that joke is real.
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henry quirk wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:26 pm
Walker wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:15 pmHe doesn’t meet all of Brandon’s requirements for Ghost Gun Czar.
The only real requirement to lead the ATF is a willingness to burn folks alive in their homes.
(and that ain't no joke)
Doesn't he have to be a woman, and black?

Oh wait. Those were the only SCOTUS requirements, according to Brandon.
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Walker wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:43 pm
henry quirk wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:26 pm
Walker wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:15 pmHe doesn’t meet all of Brandon’s requirements for Ghost Gun Czar.
*The only real requirement to lead the ATF is a willingness to burn folks alive in their homes.
(and that ain't no joke)
*Doesn't he have to be a woman, and black?

Oh wait. Those were the only SCOTUS requirements, according to Brandon.
*A member of BLM perhaps?
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Good Lord. That's even worse *.


*As a requirement!
(I have a feeling that "worseness" must be qualified, in order to avoid undue distress in the woke.)
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Walker wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 2:28 pm Good Lord. That's even worse.
Nah, it's perfect: all 3 Ks are accounted for.
(Killer, Kolored, Kunt)
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Easter is shit compared to Christmas. Since it's Jesus's second birthday, we should call Easter Christmas 2. then us fat gits won't just get chocolate, maybe we get lucky and get new underpants or socks.
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I got one: attofishpi!
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SpheresOfBalance wrote: Fri Apr 22, 2022 7:38 am I got one: attofishpi!
Ah..OK Mr cliche.

SpheresOfBollocks strikes again...and the crowd erupts with a big yawn..
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