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Dontaskme wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 9:04 am
Sculptor wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:38 am A man walks into a red neck bar, and asks to see the food menu.

The waitress comes over with a small piece of paper:

Hot dogs $5
Burgers $10
Handjobs $20

He looks the waitress up and down and says;
" Are you the one giving out the Handjobs".
She smiles; "Yessir!!" In expectation.
"Great," he replies. "Wash yer hands, I want a burger."
:lol: :lol:
Ya, it was a good joke but ending up having to pay $30 for burger is a bit steep ($20 to insist on washed hands, really??)
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YOU!
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bahman wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 4:08 pmYOU!
I'll have a Laphroaig neat, thanks bahman.
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attofishpi wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 2:40 am
bahman wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 4:08 pmYOU!
I'll have a Laphroaig neat, thanks bahman.
:mrgreen:
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High Diving Hare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNOFDkB6Cnw

“The critter went and done it …”
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The show must go on, because it always does.
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If you can bear to watch it, look at the Woke did to Bugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2XP11bZ1r8
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Walker wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:40 am If you can bear to watch it, look at the Woke did to Bugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2XP11bZ1r8
watched exactly 60 seconds: that ain't the rabbit I grew up with
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henry quirk wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 5:06 pm
Walker wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:40 am If you can bear to watch it, look at the Woke did to Bugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2XP11bZ1r8
watched exactly 60 seconds: that ain't the rabbit I grew up with
Fred Rogers had a big hand in that change of direction.
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“These kids comin’ up nowadays, don’t even know how to tie down their pumpkin. Why, when I was a boy …”
- Foghorn Leghorn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvE6ZiRRhDw

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In a culture where the little children have been punished for pointing their fingers like pretend guns, wouldn’t it be a joke if this fantasy is seen as a PETA call to action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBd2DyfpvGI

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Slapstick used to be a common comedy trope, even for children. That was phased out decades ago in children’s entertainment programming, likely on the assumption that early exposure to fantasy violence would blur the child’s ability to distinguish fantasy from reality. Fred Rogers was also concerned with the trauma of cartoon violence.

However, for adolescents a few years older than the little children, Pong and Qbert video games became Droogie Ultraviolence video games... which should be a field day of implications for philosophers.

I think folks say this forum isn't really philosophy because here, philosophy is mostly, just variations on a theme. The question is, must one join the herd, or must one philosophize?

Ah Shaddap!! Moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMaUBeaiHnQ
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In light of this, it should be easy to see that the high divorce rate in modern society is because folks can’t properly tie down their own pumpkins.

Get it?

The child who does get it, begins to see the layers of meaning, and becomes a more sophisticated adult with the capacity to distinguish fantasy from reality.
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The American religious nuts on here.
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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 9:17 am The American religious nuts on here.
And the theme is ...

An Aww Shaddap !! moment.

:lol:
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After my doctorate, I had a surprise medical operation that changed my educational plan to a study the relationship between correlation and causality...

In other words, I did

a post op, ad hoc, post hoc ergo propter hoc, post doc.
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Sculptor wrote: Sat Jun 04, 2022 12:52 am After my doctorate, I had a surprise medical operation that changed my educational plan to a study the relationship between correlation and causality...

In other words, I did

a post op, ad hoc, post hoc ergo propter hoc, post doc.
I know if I was both more intelligent and educated i'd find that hilarious!

A couple of weeks ago I was on another forum and someone accused me of dishing the ol', ad hominem out.(surprise surprise)

I replied: "How dare you accuse me of sex with a deceased homosexual."

He actually replied "Are you serious?"

I stated that I had not made any ad hominem remark and that he was a moron, just to complete the circle.
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