Got any good jokes?

General chit-chat

Moderators: AMod, iMod

User avatar
Dontaskme
Posts: 16940
Joined: Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:07 pm
Location: Nowhere

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Dontaskme »

Image
Walker
Posts: 14245
Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:00 am

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Walker »

Dontaskme wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 1:48 pm Image
A single square pixel, no matter how large it appears from a small perspective, is merely an implied period, and as an implication of an implied period*, the last pixel expressed can simultaneously exist as an inferred end, although inferences need not correspond to any reality defined during the unfolding of perpetual change, and to quote the most popular POTUS in the history of the United States who somehow can't draw a live audience large enough to fill a fire hall, "That's No Joke, Man," unless you include the last part, about the implied POTUS.

* Periods are round dots.
Walker
Posts: 14245
Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:00 am

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Walker »

Bubble Boy … Mask Boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlbKilkG8uY


Bubble Boy/Mask Boy sounds like a Progressive.

:lol:
User avatar
Sculptor
Posts: 8477
Joined: Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:32 pm

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Sculptor »

bees.JPG
bees.JPG (58.65 KiB) Viewed 2429 times
User avatar
Dontaskme
Posts: 16940
Joined: Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:07 pm
Location: Nowhere

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Dontaskme »

Sculptor wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:18 pmImage
Bingo, absolute mint.. so true.

Idiot people thinking they have personal rights and freedom..there are no words to describe ...words fail...
User avatar
Sculptor
Posts: 8477
Joined: Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:32 pm

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Sculptor »

Dontaskme wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:54 am

Bingo, absolute mint.. so true.

Idiot people thinking they have personal rights and freedom..there are no words to describe ...words fail...
Such candidates for the Darwin Awards.
User avatar
attofishpi
Posts: 9939
Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:10 am
Location: Orion Spur
Contact:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by attofishpi »

Sculptor wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 1:12 pm
Dontaskme wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:54 am

Bingo, absolute mint.. so true.

Idiot people thinking they have personal rights and freedom..there are no words to describe ...words fail...
Such candidates for the Darwin Awards.
Some years back around Christmas it was so quiet at work that I managed to read ALL the Darwin Awards up to that point - one of my favourites was some bloke that was ripping off copper wire from along a Train line - after a train killed him, they found an out of date train timetable in his pocket...lol.

It's rather sad that they don't get to go to the Darwin Award cermony .
User avatar
attofishpi
Posts: 9939
Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:10 am
Location: Orion Spur
Contact:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by attofishpi »

atto - Dr, is Covid-Virus sexually transmisible?
doctor - no, as long as you don't kiss.
atto - kiss? what's that got to do with sex? So i leave the paper bag on her head, is that ok?
doctor - yes, very, very safe...it may even assist for erectile disfunction.
atto - er, duh.
Walker
Posts: 14245
Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:00 am

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Walker »

Norm on sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdlo3gKwcIk


Very, very funny.

(Parental warning Explicit lyrics)
User avatar
attofishpi
Posts: 9939
Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:10 am
Location: Orion Spur
Contact:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by attofishpi »

Once I find my glasses, I should be able to find my glasses.
User avatar
attofishpi
Posts: 9939
Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:10 am
Location: Orion Spur
Contact:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by attofishpi »

I'm so bored, I just asked google assistant to tell me a dirty joke..

IT answered: "Ok, but this one is filthy...why did the coffee taste like mud? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."

...LMFAO!!
User avatar
Dontaskme
Posts: 16940
Joined: Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:07 pm
Location: Nowhere

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Dontaskme »

Image
User avatar
Dontaskme
Posts: 16940
Joined: Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:07 pm
Location: Nowhere

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Dontaskme »

attofishpi wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 2:10 pm I'm so bored, I just asked google assistant to tell me a dirty joke..

IT answered: "Ok, but this one is filthy...why did the coffee taste like mud? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."

...LMFAO!!
I'm so bored, I just asked google assistant to tell me an awesome joke...

IT answered: '' Hell is the greatest place, where at least you're coffee never gets cold, and you will always be in the company of hot women.

:lol:
Vitruvius
Posts: 678
Joined: Mon May 10, 2021 9:46 am

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by Vitruvius »

Subjectivists can't tell their left from my right!
User avatar
attofishpi
Posts: 9939
Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:10 am
Location: Orion Spur
Contact:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Post by attofishpi »

Vitruvius wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:53 am Subjectivists can't tell their left from my right!
..and a drunk can't tell whether they left, right?
Post Reply