Got any good jokes?
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American humour
“85% of you have to go.”
Bill Burr Tackles The Population Problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WowBxdhTQ
“85% of you have to go.”
Bill Burr Tackles The Population Problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WowBxdhTQ
Re: Got any good jokes?
"85% of you have to go."
The US population is about 5%.
Who gets a piece of the other 10%?
The US population is about 5%.
Who gets a piece of the other 10%?
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Re: Got any good jokes?
The funniest, wittiest commercials are always the auto insurance commercials. Geico's are always very clever. Progressive has its moments. Farmers just realeased a funny one:
https://youtu.be/wFiPl96pCus
I'm a critical analyzer and analytical critic of commercial advertising. Especially TV commercials. I analyze the fuck out of em and find all kinds of sneaky shit. Prescription drug commercials are the worst. Notice how after the actor begins the prescription for the medication, there's bright colors everywhere and at least three people in the social group are wearing yellow and smiling too much? There's a reason for that. They're subliminally triggering reward centers in the brain through thematic visual stimulation.
https://youtu.be/wFiPl96pCus
I'm a critical analyzer and analytical critic of commercial advertising. Especially TV commercials. I analyze the fuck out of em and find all kinds of sneaky shit. Prescription drug commercials are the worst. Notice how after the actor begins the prescription for the medication, there's bright colors everywhere and at least three people in the social group are wearing yellow and smiling too much? There's a reason for that. They're subliminally triggering reward centers in the brain through thematic visual stimulation.
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Re: Got any good jokes?
Why do life insurance commercials ALWAYS have people hugging a cup of tea (or coffee - I don't have one of those scratch and sniff TVs yet). I understand it makes more sense than if they zoomed into my lounge room with a shot of me hugging a bottle of single malt.promethean75 wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 11:58 pm The funniest, wittiest commercials are always the auto insurance commercials. Geico's are always very clever. Progressive has its moments. Farmers just realeased a funny one:
https://youtu.be/wFiPl96pCus
I'm a critical analyzer and analytical critic of commercial advertising. Especially TV commercials. I analyze the fuck out of em and find all kinds of sneaky shit. Prescription drug commercials are the worst. Notice how after the actor begins the prescription for the medication, there's bright colors everywhere and at least three people in the social group are wearing yellow and smiling too much? There's a reason for that. They're subliminally triggering reward centers in the brain through thematic visual stimulation.
Carling black label beer adverts were my favs in the 80s.
Rip off of Levis advert:- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oCemJAd3KZA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5hx4tK0ylLc
Re: Got any good jokes?
attofishpi wrote: ↑Sat May 07, 2022 11:52 pm
I'm sure of that, kinky though it might be, most people I know would frown at a log being in a bathroom.
Re: Got any good jokes?
With all due respect, what the hell where you thinking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaqSBJNESWQ
Literal answer one: The misspelling makes the joke more right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaqSBJNESWQ
Literal answer one: The misspelling makes the joke more right.
Re: Got any good jokes?
A man walks into a red neck bar, and asks to see the food menu.
The waitress comes over with a small piece of paper:
Hot dogs $5
Burgers $10
Handjobs $20
He looks the waitress up and down and says;
" Are you the one giving out the Handjobs".
She smiles; "Yessir!!" In expectation.
"Great," he replies. "Wash yer hands, I want a burger."
The waitress comes over with a small piece of paper:
Hot dogs $5
Burgers $10
Handjobs $20
He looks the waitress up and down and says;
" Are you the one giving out the Handjobs".
She smiles; "Yessir!!" In expectation.
"Great," he replies. "Wash yer hands, I want a burger."
Re: Got any good jokes?
That joke about appropriateness reminds me of another Norm joke I found.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_0q_CXl41s
Re: Got any good jokes?
Do you think Maxwell is when they started to get really goofy? He may be the true demarcation into insurance zany. Geico was wise to retire Maxwell at the top of his game. He probably overshadowed the Geco campaign. Now he lives on in legend, and like Tiger, has the talent to return and he's probably still around. A pig like that, you don't eat all at once.promethean75 wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 11:58 pm The funniest, wittiest commercials are always the auto insurance commercials. Geico's are always very clever. Progressive has its moments.
Big Lou, life insurance, has some funny ads on the radio. "Big Lou's like you ..."
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You would say that, "Mr. figment of your imagination."attofishpi wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 7:57 amAh..OK Mr cliche.
SpheresOfBollocks strikes again...and the crowd erupts with a big yawn..
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*yawn*SpheresOfBollocks wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 8:40 pmYou would say that, "Mr. figment of your imagination."attofishpi wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 7:57 amAh..OK Mr cliche.
SpheresOfBollocks strikes again...and the crowd erupts with a big yawn..
Here's a better one: Fuck off you stupid troll kunt.
How come you're back online anyway - i thought they banned homeless paedophiles from libraries.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Sculptor wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 11:38 am A man walks into a red neck bar, and asks to see the food menu.
The waitress comes over with a small piece of paper:
Hot dogs $5
Burgers $10
Handjobs $20
He looks the waitress up and down and says;
" Are you the one giving out the Handjobs".
She smiles; "Yessir!!" In expectation.
"Great," he replies. "Wash yer hands, I want a burger."