Got any good jokes?
Re: Got any good jokes?
The King: Why did you climb that mountain?
Sir Hillary: Because it was there.
The King: Don’t go to the beach.
Source: The Wizard of Id
Sir Hillary: Because it was there.
The King: Don’t go to the beach.
Source: The Wizard of Id
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Re: Got any good jokes?
More cartoons than jokes but I will post some of those next
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Re: Got any good jokes?
The trouble with investigating murders is that it's always a dead end
I will never ever go to another arsonists house warming party
Story of an old person's life: visit Egypt, see Nile and die
Conspiracy theorists have brain waves - they wave their minds goodbye as they disappear over the horizon
My doctor is a keen angler. Every morning during surgery, he pops his head round the waiting room door and says 'anybody caught anything?'
A dictionary compiler has been arrested and sentenced to fifteen years in prison - yes he's going away for a long spell
(excerpts from my joke book 'Stupid Jokes for Clever People & Clever Jokes for Stupid People' - don't look for it in the best seller list or you'll be as disappointed as I am).
I will never ever go to another arsonists house warming party
Story of an old person's life: visit Egypt, see Nile and die
Conspiracy theorists have brain waves - they wave their minds goodbye as they disappear over the horizon
My doctor is a keen angler. Every morning during surgery, he pops his head round the waiting room door and says 'anybody caught anything?'
A dictionary compiler has been arrested and sentenced to fifteen years in prison - yes he's going away for a long spell
(excerpts from my joke book 'Stupid Jokes for Clever People & Clever Jokes for Stupid People' - don't look for it in the best seller list or you'll be as disappointed as I am).
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Re: Got any good jokes?
A waiter approaches a table four Jewish couples several minutes after bringing out their entres and says, "Is anything OK?"
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Re: Got any good jokes?
It's funny! And most importantly, it very well emphasizes the national peculiarity: thrift, excessive frugality.simplicity wrote: ↑Mon Jun 28, 2021 5:23 pm A waiter approaches a table four Jewish couples several minutes after bringing out their entres and says, "Is anything OK?"
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Re: Got any distasteful jokes?
I doubt anyone will find this funny, or at least admit to it.
An SS waiter approaches a table of Jews several minutes after bringing out their entrails and says, "Not much point asking you anything now is there?"
An SS waiter approaches a table of Jews several minutes after bringing out their entrails and says, "Not much point asking you anything now is there?"
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Re: Got any distasteful jokes?
It is funny, but this...attofishpi wrote: ↑Wed Jun 30, 2021 6:43 pm I doubt anyone will find this funny, or at least admit to it.
An SS waiter approaches a table of Jews several minutes after bringing out their entrails and says, "Not much point asking you anything now is there?"
...is high-larious.
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Re: Got any good jokes?
Perhaps you have to be Jewish to really get this joke, but the idea is that (and for whatever the reasons), many Jewish people are never satisfied. It's just a cultural thing and quite apparent in restaurants.BeatriceMom wrote: ↑Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:58 pmIt's funny! And most importantly, it very well emphasizes the national peculiarity: thrift, excessive frugality.simplicity wrote: ↑Mon Jun 28, 2021 5:23 pm A waiter approaches a table four Jewish couples several minutes after bringing out their entres and says, "Is anything OK?"
Re: Got any good jokes?
It’s a well-known meme.
"The food at this place is really terrible."
"I know. And such small portions."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h5zurZsIQY
"The food at this place is really terrible."
"I know. And such small portions."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h5zurZsIQY