Got any good jokes?
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why didn't the turkey play the bongos?
he had drumsticks...
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he had drumsticks...
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Nope. He had wings...Impenitent wrote: ↑Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:12 am why didn't the turkey play the bongos?
he had drumsticks...
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no, that was Sir Paul McCartneyattofishpi wrote: ↑Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:21 amNope. He had wings...Impenitent wrote: ↑Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:12 am why didn't the turkey play the bongos?
he had drumsticks...
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Nope. He was band, he was no angelImpenitent wrote: ↑Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:26 amno, that was Sir Paul McCartneyattofishpi wrote: ↑Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:21 amNope. He had wings...Impenitent wrote: ↑Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:12 am why didn't the turkey play the bongos?
he had drumsticks...
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Back before comedy got woke, comedy went right through it like a laser, not around it like all those folks who pretend about politics.
For instance, with this fantastic phrasing and diction ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c91XUyg9iWM
For instance, with this fantastic phrasing and diction ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c91XUyg9iWM
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If he was domesticated, the wings were just for show.attofishpi wrote: ↑Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:21 amNope. He had wings...Impenitent wrote: ↑Sun Nov 20, 2022 4:12 am why didn't the turkey play the bongos?
he had drumsticks...
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Les Nessman knows that, now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SXI-eLMq1E
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I think I have found the funniest video on the internet, and you won't believe the premise..
https://youtu.be/ryDpVpEv0Rs
https://youtu.be/ryDpVpEv0Rs
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If your doctor is sucking your blood, you should not see Dr. Acula anymore.
(I lifted that one from the radio.)
(I lifted that one from the radio.)
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Q: What did Ahab say after the scull race?
A: That was a tough ho to row.
A: That was a tough ho to row.
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Dressed for Vegas.
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If you're getting sick of buying the usual food products from the grocery then do what I do:- Take someone elses trolley when they are not paying attention (do make sure there is nothing in the trolley that has ownership, and kids, don't take off with someones kid).
Ok, so this victim is going to have to redo their shopping, but hey get to the checkout quick and see what surprises you are going to bring home.
Ok, so this victim is going to have to redo their shopping, but hey get to the checkout quick and see what surprises you are going to bring home.
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..well, looks like some lucky lass is getting tampons for Christmas.
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I was lookin at some astrological pseudo-science earlier and i thought of an excellent title for a cheap porno. it would be called Uranus Rising, and the premise would be a ship of male astronauts on their way to Uranus... but because the journey is so long and they don't have any females (the only two passed away for whatever reason), they start to turn gay.
anyway, the trailer would be a shot in the ship's control bay with the big ass window in front of the seats, etc. on the dock floor a couple of the gay guys would be on all fours half dressed in skin tight spandex space suits, raising their asses up as the other guys approach from behind in the slow space motion effect... as this is happening you see the planet Uranus just rising into view through the glass over the naked asses of the gay astronauts.
Uranus Rising
anyway, the trailer would be a shot in the ship's control bay with the big ass window in front of the seats, etc. on the dock floor a couple of the gay guys would be on all fours half dressed in skin tight spandex space suits, raising their asses up as the other guys approach from behind in the slow space motion effect... as this is happening you see the planet Uranus just rising into view through the glass over the naked asses of the gay astronauts.
Uranus Rising
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Oh and obviously Also Sprach would be playing like in 2001 for the trailer scene.