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Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Walker » Fri Jun 03, 2016 3:15 pm

What would Trump say?
What did he say?

Some say Trump has no language boundaries of propriety.


Trump is a shark surfing a river of remoras.

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Harbal » Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:35 am

Walker wrote:What would Trump say?
What did he say?
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I've noticed that when he does say something he sort of echoes it back:
We're going to build a wall, We're going to build a wall, We're going to build a wall

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Walker » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:08 pm

Why crawl and climb when you can fly.

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Harbal » Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:11 pm

Walker wrote:Why crawl and climb when you can fly.
What are you talking about?

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Dalek Prime » Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:22 pm

Harbal wrote:
Walker wrote:Why crawl and climb when you can fly.
What are you talking about?
Perhaps it's a Trump quote. Although he could have made it more apparent. Americans are always talking about soaring like eagles. Its a self-pep talk that makes them feel superior to the rest of us 'foreigners', whom they imagine crawl and climb like snakes and simians.

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Harbal » Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:42 pm

Dalek Prime wrote: Perhaps it's a Trump quote.
It can't be, he only said it once.

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Dalek Prime » Sat Jun 04, 2016 2:50 pm

Harbal wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote: Perhaps it's a Trump quote.
It can't be, he only said it once.
Why crawl and climb when you can fly, Why crawl and climb when you can fly, Why crawl and climb when you can fly.

Now it's a Trump quote.

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Lacewing » Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:10 pm

He has said, "I know words. I have the best words."

I don't know why he's not using them. His communication is, I imagine, like being inside the brain of a toddler. I think brain cells are destroyed by listening to him. He lowers the bar so far -- maybe that is the appeal for so many. He would be the perfect joke for extra-terrestrials to plant: an orange, wispy-haired cartoon character that speaks nonsense. Forget Satan... this is the stuff our world is made of. :D How many will fall for it? Astounding!

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Walker » Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:46 pm

Lacewing wrote:He has said, "I know words. I have the best words."

I don't know why he's not using them. His communication is, I imagine, like being inside the brain of a toddler. I think brain cells are destroyed by listening to him. He lowers the bar so far -- maybe that is the appeal for so many. He would be the perfect joke for extra-terrestrials to plant: an orange, wispy-haired cartoon character that speaks nonsense. Forget Satan... this is the stuff our world is made of. :D How many will fall for it? Astounding!
He’s getting rougher now that his primary target is isolated. His New York mouth is part of his arsenal. When he’s talking about Hillary he calls her Looooosssserrrr, long and loud with a real sneer. Whew. Trump is old karma personified. What are his limits? I think there’s a good chance there’s some wild-eyed people in the Apparatus running around in places where they used to walk.

He already has Muhammad Ali level of name recognition worldwide; perhaps.

Since youse guys have a question about the instruction manual, it’s things he said or might say. Make up something accurate if you can. Trump uses brevity.
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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Walker » Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:57 pm

Small people see eye-to-eye with assholes before growing into giants.

Small people see eye-to-eye with assholes before growing into giants.

Small people see eye-to-eye with assholes before growing into giants.

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Walker » Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:42 pm

This just came in over the wireless. Do you think it’s from The Trump?

:D

Einstein was right. To be a plumber is preferable. To to be a better liver, one should be a plumber and apply the skills internally, not externally as would a fundamentalist interpreting metaphor literally.

Einstein was right. To be a plumber is preferable. To to be a better liver, one should be a plumber and apply the skills internally, not externally as would a fundamentalist interpreting metaphor literally.

Einstein was right. To be a plumber is preferable. To to be a better liver, one should be a plumber and apply the skills internally, not externally as would a fundamentalist interpreting metaphor literally.

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Harbal » Sun Jun 05, 2016 1:06 pm

Walker wrote: Einstein was right. To be a plumber is preferable. To to be a better liver, one should be a plumber and apply the skills internally, not externally as would a fundamentalist interpreting metaphor literally.

Einstein was right. To be a plumber is preferable. To to be a better liver, one should be a plumber and apply the skills internally, not externally as would a fundamentalist interpreting metaphor literally.

Einstein was right. To be a plumber is preferable. To to be a better liver, one should be a plumber and apply the skills internally, not externally as would a fundamentalist interpreting metaphor literally.
The time when the effort put into doing this was worth it, has now past.

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Walker » Sun Jun 05, 2016 3:41 pm

Harbal wrote:The time when the effort put into doing this was worth it, has now past.
Ok boss.

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Lacewing » Sun Jun 05, 2016 6:32 pm

Harbal wrote:The time when the effort put into doing this was worth it, has now past.
A truth that applies to so many things!

Another truth: Rabid chihuahua zombies are inclined to run in circles.

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Re: Trumphorisms; real and imagined

Post by Walker » Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:24 pm

Strengthen your mind, honey child. Dat will keep dem zombies away.

For many it’s just the singer, so The Trump strategically appeals to the progressive vote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y96iyHBhIe0

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