Public Notice Board

[Dalek Prime]

It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

The Management can go fuck itself.

Well, all I can suggest is, you go down the hall, to the door on your right, and fill out a complaint form.

[thedoc]

It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

Welcome to management. Your new office is down the hall to your right.

Behind the door marked "BEWARE OF THE TIGER"

Don't forget your flashlight, (torch, to those on the wrong side of the pond).

[thedoc]

It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

The Management can go fuck itself.

Is that before, or after, they do the secretary?

[Dalek Prime]

Welcome to management. Your new office is down the hall to your right.

Behind the door marked "BEWARE OF THE TIGER"

Don't forget your flashlight, (torch, to those on the wrong side of the pond).

Will you two stop warning them, please? I direct them to that office for a reason. :/

[Hobbes' Choice]

Welcome to management. Your new office is down the hall to your right.

Behind the door marked "BEWARE OF THE TIGER"

Don't forget your flashlight, (torch, to those on the wrong side of the pond).

Remember where your towel is at.

[Hobbes' Choice]

It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

The Management can go fuck itself.

Can I watch?

[Dalek Prime]

It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

The Management can go fuck itself.

Can I watch?

Only if you clean up afterwards with said towel. Management prides itself both on organizational 'fluidity' and a 'spotless' record.

[Dalek Prime]

It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

The Management can go fuck itself.

Is that before, or after, they do the secretary?

Before and after.

[Arising_uk]

Well, all I can suggest is, you go down the hall, to the door on your right, and fill out a complaint form.

Why would I need to complain? As I said...

[Dalek Prime]

Well, all I can suggest is, you go down the hall, to the door on your right, and fill out a complaint form.

Why would I need to complain? As I said...

And as I said, go fill out the form.

[Arising_uk]

As I said...
and its forms.

[thedoc]

Note all complaints should be written in large legible letters in the space provided below.

Complaints,
[__]
(note, anything outside the space will be disregarded.)
Thankyou.

[thedoc]

Note all complaints should be written in large legible letters in the space provided below.

Complaints,
[__]
(note, anything outside the space will be disregarded.)
Thankyou.

AK, I hope that isn't too much space for you to do your thing.

[thedoc]

The Management can go fuck itself.

Can I watch?

Only if you clean up afterwards with said towel. Management prides itself both on organizational 'fluidity' and a 'spotless' record.

You let him use a towel?

[Dalek Prime]

Can I watch?

Only if you clean up afterwards with said towel. Management prides itself both on organizational 'fluidity' and a 'spotless' record.

You let him use a towel?

In all fairness, you gave AK too much space for his complaint. But no worries on the towel side. We switched it for a small, one-ply paper towel.