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This is my profile on a dating app that is as lame as it is expensive. What do y'all think? I'm so bad at this stuff.

Attention all dimwits: I'm not here to send you money or follow you over to Snapchat to watch you lip sync Beyonce in your underwear.

40 something Capricorn/Tiger who thinks he's still 30. I know, right? Intellectual (philosophy nerd), into sport bikes (got a helmet?), musician, master of the nunchaku, I don't wear suits or ties (no way, too bourgeois), but if you pick the place, I'm buyin....

Willing to travel to meet... as long as you don't live in Tibet...

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The Decepticon Variant Hobo 19

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How about that Castro, Jr.

He's what they call a "Strong Man," which is a moniker of either irony, or mis-understanding.
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At ten seconds into the video she whispers, “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!”

The rest of the video is incomprehensible babble which is beside the point of the reaction so peculiar at :10, a reaction so weird by Pelosi that it must be a joke of some sort, perhaps an irony of sorts, but in the age of censorship some bad goes along with the real-life jokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Zjl0eukZM


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Engels caricatures one of the most important group of intellectuals ever to exist (besides the Vienna Circle and the Frankfurt School); Die Freien. And who in this room of wanton philosophical energy stands the most at ease, the most confident, the most cool and collected, smoking his roll-up amidst all the anxious fervor?

Well of course. It's Der Einzige, the one and only.

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A Muslim walked into a bar.
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attofishpi wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 12:16 pm A Muslim walked into a bar.
- A Muslim walked into a bar.
- Born to the special dispensations of wealth, he ordered a vodka martini from the bartender, a former beauty queen hired to class-up the place.
- When she served the alcohol, he said, "
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Walker wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:57 pm
attofishpi wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 12:16 pm A Muslim walked into a bar.
- A Muslim walked into a bar.
- Born to the special dispensations of wealth, he ordered a vodka martini from the bartender, a former beauty queen hired to class-up the place.
- When she served the alcohol, he said, "
..well, trust you to screw up a perfectly constructed joke!
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attofishpi wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 8:18 pm
Walker wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:57 pm
attofishpi wrote: Tue Mar 15, 2022 12:16 pm A Muslim walked into a bar.
- A Muslim walked into a bar.
- Born to the special dispensations of wealth, he ordered a vodka martini from the bartender, a former beauty queen hired to class-up the place.
- When she served the alcohol, he said, "
..well, trust you to screw up a perfectly constructed joke!
That first swing for a new construction is a strike.

This time, try not to break the continuity. It distracts from the foundation.

*

He said, “I’ve heard Russian vodka is the best. Is that Truth, or Marketing?”
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biden:"Putin is the cause of high gas prices"

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