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Tesla
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Re: Religion? Science? Politics?

Post by Tesla » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:28 am

lol man I love Monty python.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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Re: Religion? Science? Politics?

Post by Walker » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:18 am

Brings to mind an old one ...

Jesus said unto the theologians: "Who do you say that I am?"

They replied: "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed."

And Jesus answered them, saying: "Huh?"

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The Adventures of Greta

Post by Walker » Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:14 am

Greta Thunberg's carbon-reducing exit via boat blown by captain's transAtlantic flight
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/20 ... flight-ca/

This is an opportunity for Al Gore to get his name in the news by donating carbon credits to Greta.

Al Gore could be the Hail Mary candidate.

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Re: Religion? Science? Politics?

Post by Nick_A » Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:15 am

Any man juggling two women is eventually confronted with not just a moral dilemma but a problem in elementary physics as well which states: "You can't have your Kate and Edith too."

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henry quirk
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"You can't have your Kate and Edith too."

Post by henry quirk » Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:39 am

But, Lord, a man can have a good time tryin'.

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Re: Religion? Science? Politics?

Post by BardoXV » Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:59 am

Fun, ain't it.

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Re: Religion? Science? Politics?

Post by Walker » Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:12 am

A road act for the Catskills or Chitlin Circuit?

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NYC Coffee Startup Tamps Down Bro Culture by Hiring Philosopher
https://www.wsj.com/articles/nyc-coffee ... 1575385200

“His solution? He hired a philosopher.”

“Mr. Blackman, who charges $500 to $600 an hour and consults for businesses ranging from a software company to a bio-chip implantation startup, says good ethics make for good business. In the case of Kitu, that seems to bear out.”

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Re: The Adventures of Greta

Post by BardoXV » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:42 am

Walker wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:14 am
Al Gore could be the Hail Mary candidate.
I think I'd vote for Trump rather than another killiry.

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