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Vote for The Party!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:53 pm
by Skepdick
Vote for The Party.

We are going to increase spending on things that matter to you.
We will fund this by taking money from people richer than you.
We will hand out less money to people who are lazier than you.
We will let in fewer immigrants of the type you don’t like.
We will encourage more immigrants of the type you do like.
We are going to increase and protect the rights of people like you.
We are going to clamp down on people doing things that you don’t like.
We are going to protect the good things.
We are going to get rid of the bad things.
We are going to do all of this better than the other political party.
It will be great. Really great.
All you have to do is to vote for The Party.
If you don’t vote for us the other party will win.
They are going to reduce spending on things that matter to you.
They are going let the rich and greedy make more money.
They are going to hand out more money to people less deserving than you.
They are going to keep out immigrants of the type that you like.
They are going to let in more immigrants of the type you don’t like.
They are going to take your rights away from you.
They are going to let the evil and greedy go unpunished.
They are going to cause more war and make less peace.
They are going to take away the good things.
They are going to make bad things happen.
They are incompetent and they lie and won’t deliver anything good that they promise you.
It’s obvious, they are bad.
Don’t vote for them.
Tell others not to vote for them.
Tell people how bad they are.
Then people will see how good you are.
The only people who disagree with you are people who are wrong.
Some of them are wrong because they are evil and selfish.
Some of them are wrong because they are stupid.
Some of them are wrong because the media is biased against The Party.
Some of them are wrong because they are susceptible to manipulation by sinister techniques.
Some of them are wrong because they have a psychological disorder.
Some of them are wrong because they are of an age group that doesn't care and understand.
You know better than this.
It’s because you are not evil.
It’s because you are not stupid.
You can see through the lies.
You know the truth.
You know you should vote for The Party.
Otherwise things will be bad. Really bad.

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:43 pm
by henry quirk
:thumbsup:

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:49 pm
by Dachshund
Skepdick wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:53 pm Vote for The Party.

We are going to increase spending on things that matter to you.
We will fund this by taking money from people richer than you.
We will hand out less money to people who are lazier than you.
We will let in fewer immigrants of the type you don’t like.
We will encourage more immigrants of the type you do like.
We are going to increase and protect the rights of people like you.
We are going to clamp down on people doing things that you don’t like.
We are going to protect the good things.
We are going to get rid of the bad things.
We are going to do all of this better than the other political party.
It will be great. Really great.
All you have to do is to vote for The Party.
If you don’t vote for us the other party will win.
They are going to reduce spending on things that matter to you.
They are going let the rich and greedy make more money.
They are going to hand out more money to people less deserving than you.
They are going to keep out immigrants of the type that you like.
They are going to let in more immigrants of the type you don’t like.
They are going to take your rights away from you.
They are going to let the evil and greedy go unpunished.
They are going to cause more war and make less peace.
They are going to take away the good things.
They are going to make bad things happen.
They are incompetent and they lie and won’t deliver anything good that they promise you.
It’s obvious, they are bad.
Don’t vote for them.
Tell others not to vote for them.
Tell people how bad they are.
Then people will see how good you are.
The only people who disagree with you are people who are wrong.
Some of them are wrong because they are evil and selfish.
Some of them are wrong because they are stupid.
Some of them are wrong because the media is biased against The Party.
Some of them are wrong because they are susceptible to manipulation by sinister techniques.
Some of them are wrong because they have a psychological disorder.
Some of them are wrong because they are of an age group that doesn't care and understand.
You know better than this.
It’s because you are not evil.
It’s because you are not stupid.
You can see through the lies.
You know the truth.
You know you should vote for The Party.
Otherwise things will be bad. Really bad.

I agree Skeptic. Vote for the TRUMP next November !! I ordered a cool "TRUMP 2020 - Make Liberals Cry Again" black T-Shirt that's got the "Great Seal of the United States" on the front as well, and I have been wearing it with pride in my city. If anyone criticises or abuses me I tell them that they are bad, evil and stupid, soft-cock socialists, and if they don't fuck off fast they will cop a punch in the nose !

Dachshund "KEEP AMERICA GREAT"............(Deport all Russians)

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:29 pm
by Skepdick
Dachshund wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:49 pm If anyone criticises or abuses me I tell them that they are bad, evil and stupid, soft-cock socialists, and if they don't fuck off fast they will cop a punch in the nose !
Isn't that an Antifa strategy? Maybe mass-deportation of nose-punchers is in order...

On second thought - we could also exercise those 2A rights on gratuitous nose-punchers.

There are many ways to MAGA. Getting rid of assholes is one way.

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:02 pm
by henry quirk
Skepdick wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:29 pm
Dachshund wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:49 pm If anyone criticises or abuses me I tell them that they are bad, evil and stupid, soft-cock socialists, and if they don't fuck off fast they will cop a punch in the nose !
Isn't that an Antifa strategy? Maybe mass-deportation of nose-punchers is in order...

On second thought - we could also exercise those 2A rights on gratuitous nose-punchers.

There are many ways to MAGA. Getting rid of assholes is one way.
https://www.redstate.com/bonchie/2019/1 ... zaGsueBKmU

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:15 pm
by Nick_A
Dachshund "KEEP AMERICA GREAT"............(Deport all Russians)
Dems are fitin woids. I'm part Russian. Who else will teach you chess and where to stick your bishop?.

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:22 pm
by vegetariantaxidermy
Dachshund wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:49 pm
Skepdick wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:53 pm Vote for The Party.

We are going to increase spending on things that matter to you.
We will fund this by taking money from people richer than you.
We will hand out less money to people who are lazier than you.
We will let in fewer immigrants of the type you don’t like.
We will encourage more immigrants of the type you do like.
We are going to increase and protect the rights of people like you.
We are going to clamp down on people doing things that you don’t like.
We are going to protect the good things.
We are going to get rid of the bad things.
We are going to do all of this better than the other political party.
It will be great. Really great.
All you have to do is to vote for The Party.
If you don’t vote for us the other party will win.
They are going to reduce spending on things that matter to you.
They are going let the rich and greedy make more money.
They are going to hand out more money to people less deserving than you.
They are going to keep out immigrants of the type that you like.
They are going to let in more immigrants of the type you don’t like.
They are going to take your rights away from you.
They are going to let the evil and greedy go unpunished.
They are going to cause more war and make less peace.
They are going to take away the good things.
They are going to make bad things happen.
They are incompetent and they lie and won’t deliver anything good that they promise you.
It’s obvious, they are bad.
Don’t vote for them.
Tell others not to vote for them.
Tell people how bad they are.
Then people will see how good you are.
The only people who disagree with you are people who are wrong.
Some of them are wrong because they are evil and selfish.
Some of them are wrong because they are stupid.
Some of them are wrong because the media is biased against The Party.
Some of them are wrong because they are susceptible to manipulation by sinister techniques.
Some of them are wrong because they have a psychological disorder.
Some of them are wrong because they are of an age group that doesn't care and understand.
You know better than this.
It’s because you are not evil.
It’s because you are not stupid.
You can see through the lies.
You know the truth.
You know you should vote for The Party.
Otherwise things will be bad. Really bad.

I agree Skeptic. Vote for the TRUMP next November !! I ordered a cool "TRUMP 2020 - Make Liberals Cry Again" black T-Shirt that's got the "Great Seal of the United States" on the front as well, and I have been wearing it with pride in my city. If anyone criticises or abuses me I tell them that they are bad, evil and stupid, soft-cock socialists, and if they don't fuck off fast they will cop a punch in the nose !

Dachshund "KEEP AMERICA GREAT"............(Deport all Russians)
But you are a retarded Aussie. What does it have to do with you??

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:03 am
by Skepdick
You gotta give it to them Antifans - at least they stick to their principles. Would be awkward if Punchy swallowed some lead.

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:05 pm
by henry quirk
Skepdick wrote: Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:03 am
You gotta give it to them Antifans - at least they stick to their principles. Would be awkward if Punchy swallowed some lead.
Nah, the antifa pussy was a, well, pussy. Any idiot can stand in the road and punch a truck: takes a tough one to actually fight. As for lead: far more likely the redneck in the truck would be packin'. No doubt the anifa pussy is one of them gun control types.

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:58 pm
by Age
Skepdick wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:53 pm Vote for The Party.

We are going to increase spending on things that matter to you.
We will fund this by taking money from people richer than you.
We will hand out less money to people who are lazier than you.
We will let in fewer immigrants of the type you don’t like.
We will encourage more immigrants of the type you do like.
We are going to increase and protect the rights of people like you.
We are going to clamp down on people doing things that you don’t like.
We are going to protect the good things.
We are going to get rid of the bad things.
We are going to do all of this better than the other political party.
It will be great. Really great.
All you have to do is to vote for The Party.
If you don’t vote for us the other party will win.
They are going to reduce spending on things that matter to you.
They are going let the rich and greedy make more money.
They are going to hand out more money to people less deserving than you.
They are going to keep out immigrants of the type that you like.
They are going to let in more immigrants of the type you don’t like.
They are going to take your rights away from you.
They are going to let the evil and greedy go unpunished.
They are going to cause more war and make less peace.
They are going to take away the good things.
They are going to make bad things happen.
They are incompetent and they lie and won’t deliver anything good that they promise you.
It’s obvious, they are bad.
Don’t vote for them.
Tell others not to vote for them.
Tell people how bad they are.
Then people will see how good you are.
The only people who disagree with you are people who are wrong.
Some of them are wrong because they are evil and selfish.
Some of them are wrong because they are stupid.
Some of them are wrong because the media is biased against The Party.
Some of them are wrong because they are susceptible to manipulation by sinister techniques.
Some of them are wrong because they have a psychological disorder.
Some of them are wrong because they are of an age group that doesn't care and understand.
You know better than this.
It’s because you are not evil.
It’s because you are not stupid.
You can see through the lies.
You know the truth.
You know you should vote for The Party.
Otherwise things will be bad. Really bad.
Is this just a "piss take" of some one talking? Or, is this an actual speech by some one?

If it is the latter, then this is some very serious and very dangerous, what 'you', human beings, call, "brain-washing", which obviously those who are easily misled will be totally taken in AND deceived by.

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:01 pm
by henry quirk
Age wrote: Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:58 pm
Skepdick wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:53 pm Vote for The Party.

We are going to increase spending on things that matter to you.
We will fund this by taking money from people richer than you.
We will hand out less money to people who are lazier than you.
We will let in fewer immigrants of the type you don’t like.
We will encourage more immigrants of the type you do like.
We are going to increase and protect the rights of people like you.
We are going to clamp down on people doing things that you don’t like.
We are going to protect the good things.
We are going to get rid of the bad things.
We are going to do all of this better than the other political party.
It will be great. Really great.
All you have to do is to vote for The Party.
If you don’t vote for us the other party will win.
They are going to reduce spending on things that matter to you.
They are going let the rich and greedy make more money.
They are going to hand out more money to people less deserving than you.
They are going to keep out immigrants of the type that you like.
They are going to let in more immigrants of the type you don’t like.
They are going to take your rights away from you.
They are going to let the evil and greedy go unpunished.
They are going to cause more war and make less peace.
They are going to take away the good things.
They are going to make bad things happen.
They are incompetent and they lie and won’t deliver anything good that they promise you.
It’s obvious, they are bad.
Don’t vote for them.
Tell others not to vote for them.
Tell people how bad they are.
Then people will see how good you are.
The only people who disagree with you are people who are wrong.
Some of them are wrong because they are evil and selfish.
Some of them are wrong because they are stupid.
Some of them are wrong because the media is biased against The Party.
Some of them are wrong because they are susceptible to manipulation by sinister techniques.
Some of them are wrong because they have a psychological disorder.
Some of them are wrong because they are of an age group that doesn't care and understand.
You know better than this.
It’s because you are not evil.
It’s because you are not stupid.
You can see through the lies.
You know the truth.
You know you should vote for The Party.
Otherwise things will be bad. Really bad.
Is this just a "piss take" of some one talking? Or, is this an actual speech by some one?

If it is the latter, then this is some very serious and very dangerous, what 'you', human beings, call, "brain-washing", which obviously those who are easily misled will be totally taken in AND deceived by.
It's a fairly accurate accounting of the standard party spiel, at least as it goes here, in the U.S.

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:34 pm
by commonsense
This is where each side calls the other side stupid. What’s the benefit in that?

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:37 pm
by henry quirk
commonsense wrote: Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:34 pm This is where each side calls the other side stupid. What’s the benefit in that?
It's tribalism: bonding and whatnot.

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:15 pm
by Nick_A
"When a man joins a political party, he submissively adopts a mental attitude which he will express later on with words such as, ‘As a monarchist, as a Socialist, I think that …’ It is so comfortable! It amounts to having no thoughts at all. Nothing is more comfortable than not having to think." Simone Weil
This thread supports Simone's observation. Long live the party and its ability to enable its members to be free from the need to think.

Re: Vote for The Party!

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:30 am
by Dachshund
henry quirk wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:02 pm
Skepdick wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:29 pm
Dachshund wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:49 pm If anyone criticises or abuses me I tell them that they are bad, evil and stupid, soft-cock socialists, and if they don't fuck off fast they will cop a punch in the nose !
Isn't that an Antifa strategy? Maybe mass-deportation of nose-punchers is in order...

On second thought - we could also exercise those 2A rights on gratuitous nose-punchers.

There are many ways to MAGA. Getting rid of assholes is one way.
https://www.redstate.com/bonchie/2019/1 ... zaGsueBKmU

HA ! That was awesome, Henry..." Don't mess with my truck or I'm gunna fuck you up bad, Fuckhead !!" :D :D :D ...Love it!!

Dachshund