Vote for The Party!
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:53 pm
Vote for The Party.
We are going to increase spending on things that matter to you.
We will fund this by taking money from people richer than you.
We will hand out less money to people who are lazier than you.
We will let in fewer immigrants of the type you don’t like.
We will encourage more immigrants of the type you do like.
We are going to increase and protect the rights of people like you.
We are going to clamp down on people doing things that you don’t like.
We are going to protect the good things.
We are going to get rid of the bad things.
We are going to do all of this better than the other political party.
It will be great. Really great.
All you have to do is to vote for The Party.
If you don’t vote for us the other party will win.
They are going to reduce spending on things that matter to you.
They are going let the rich and greedy make more money.
They are going to hand out more money to people less deserving than you.
They are going to keep out immigrants of the type that you like.
They are going to let in more immigrants of the type you don’t like.
They are going to take your rights away from you.
They are going to let the evil and greedy go unpunished.
They are going to cause more war and make less peace.
They are going to take away the good things.
They are going to make bad things happen.
They are incompetent and they lie and won’t deliver anything good that they promise you.
It’s obvious, they are bad.
Don’t vote for them.
Tell others not to vote for them.
Tell people how bad they are.
Then people will see how good you are.
The only people who disagree with you are people who are wrong.
Some of them are wrong because they are evil and selfish.
Some of them are wrong because they are stupid.
Some of them are wrong because the media is biased against The Party.
Some of them are wrong because they are susceptible to manipulation by sinister techniques.
Some of them are wrong because they have a psychological disorder.
Some of them are wrong because they are of an age group that doesn't care and understand.
You know better than this.
It’s because you are not evil.
It’s because you are not stupid.
You can see through the lies.
You know the truth.
You know you should vote for The Party.
Otherwise things will be bad. Really bad.
We are going to increase spending on things that matter to you.
We will fund this by taking money from people richer than you.
We will hand out less money to people who are lazier than you.
We will let in fewer immigrants of the type you don’t like.
We will encourage more immigrants of the type you do like.
We are going to increase and protect the rights of people like you.
We are going to clamp down on people doing things that you don’t like.
We are going to protect the good things.
We are going to get rid of the bad things.
We are going to do all of this better than the other political party.
It will be great. Really great.
All you have to do is to vote for The Party.
If you don’t vote for us the other party will win.
They are going to reduce spending on things that matter to you.
They are going let the rich and greedy make more money.
They are going to hand out more money to people less deserving than you.
They are going to keep out immigrants of the type that you like.
They are going to let in more immigrants of the type you don’t like.
They are going to take your rights away from you.
They are going to let the evil and greedy go unpunished.
They are going to cause more war and make less peace.
They are going to take away the good things.
They are going to make bad things happen.
They are incompetent and they lie and won’t deliver anything good that they promise you.
It’s obvious, they are bad.
Don’t vote for them.
Tell others not to vote for them.
Tell people how bad they are.
Then people will see how good you are.
The only people who disagree with you are people who are wrong.
Some of them are wrong because they are evil and selfish.
Some of them are wrong because they are stupid.
Some of them are wrong because the media is biased against The Party.
Some of them are wrong because they are susceptible to manipulation by sinister techniques.
Some of them are wrong because they have a psychological disorder.
Some of them are wrong because they are of an age group that doesn't care and understand.
You know better than this.
It’s because you are not evil.
It’s because you are not stupid.
You can see through the lies.
You know the truth.
You know you should vote for The Party.
Otherwise things will be bad. Really bad.