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Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:38 pm
by philosopher
1. Lazy people don't bother going to war.
2. If everybody were lazy, there would be no wars.
3. Conclusion: If there were no wars, there would be eternal peace = good.

Thoughts?

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:12 pm
by Walker
Energetic, industrious ants fight wars.

Lazy, shiftless, no-account grasshoppers become swarming, migrating locusts.

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:18 pm
by Belinda
Yes, but everybody would need to be equally lazy otherwise some more energetic soul would take advantage and enslave the others.

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 9:39 pm
by henry quirk
1. Lazy people don't bother going to war or doin' much of anything includin' workin', raisin' their brats, or wipin' their keisters after a good dump.

2. If everybody were lazy, there would be no wars cuz all everybody would starve to death.

3. Conclusion: If there were no wars, there would be eternal peace = good, cuz Earth as open air Cemetery is 'good' & 'peaceful'.

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:12 pm
by Frank N Stein
Is it embarrassing to Americans to spell words correctly? Is that part of the general anti-intellectualism?

that lil complaint directed at me, frank?

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:15 pm
by henry quirk
:|

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:24 pm
by Frank N Stein
Humans are lazy. If we weren't then we would still be hunter-gatherers--or ploughing fields by hand. Humans might enjoy killing each other or following some piece-of-shit, but that's hardly 'work' (unless you call serial killers 'industrious and hard-working').

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:47 am
by Impenitent
lazy boys are furniture...

-Imp

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:01 am
by gaffo
philosopher wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:38 pm 1. Lazy people don't bother going to war.
2. If everybody were lazy, there would be no wars.
3. Conclusion: If there were no wars, there would be eternal peace = good.

Thoughts?
sloth is one of the Seven - as is Pride.

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:26 am
by Age
Some human beings who are so called lazy go to war.
Other human beings who are so called lazy join the defense forces so that they do not have to go to other work, but then have to go to war.
Some other human beings who are so called lazy sit in offices, or in positions, where they just declare war, and thus are the ones causing the "going to war".

1. If human beings stopped creating so called "defense" forces, stopped declaring wars, and stopped "going to war",
2. Then there would be no more wars.
3. If there were no more wars, then Life would be somewhat better on earth.

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:31 am
by Walker
Frank N Stein wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:12 pm Is it embarrassing to Americans to spell words correctly? Is that part of the general anti-intellectualism?
Lazy spelling is repressed laziness surfacing.

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:01 am
by Walker
Impenitent wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:47 am lazy boys are furniture...

-Imp
Ottomans elevate the knees for improved circulation.

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:38 am
by Belinda
Frank N Stein wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:12 pm Is it embarrassing to Americans to spell words correctly? Is that part of the general anti-intellectualism?
I wondered if it was proper American spelling, which is different from English English spelling.

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:41 am
by Belinda
Walker wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:01 am
Impenitent wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:47 am lazy boys are furniture...

-Imp
Ottomans elevate the knees for improved circulation.
People of that former great Muslim empire knew a thing or two about physiology :D

Re: Why lazyness is good

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:50 am
by Frank N Stein
Belinda wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 10:38 am
Frank N Stein wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:12 pm Is it embarrassing to Americans to spell words correctly? Is that part of the general anti-intellectualism?
I wondered if it was proper American spelling, which is different from English English spelling.
Er, no.