U.S. Gun Laws That Need to be Abolished

[bobevenson]

At the federal, state and local level, laws say convicted felons are not allowed to own guns. They should, in fact, have the same constitutional rights as any American. There is absolutely no defensible argument against it, and if anybody cares to take me on, I'm waiting for you.

[Arising_uk]

We don't care.

[FlashDangerpants]

It's true. We don't give a fuck.

[Obvious Leo]

Ditto. The more shitheads running around with guns in the US the safer the rest of the world becomes.

[bobevenson]

We don't care.

Of course not, you're a fucking limey.

[bobevenson]

It's true. We don't give a fuck.

You're another asshole who can't formulate an argument.

[bobevenson]

Ditto. The more shitheads running around with guns in the US the safer the rest of the world becomes.

Jesus Christ, it's the three fucking Musketeers!

[vegetariantaxidermy]

I'm shocked. That leaves a substantial portion of the population (including you) unable to legally own as many guns as they want to. That's UNCONSTITUTIONAL! Every single American should be issued with a Govt.-endorsed 'arms pass' at birth, which lasts for their life-time, enabling every citizen to purchase as many guns, grenades, automatic weapons, rocket-launchers, flame-throwers, tanks....in fact anything that is likely to be able to kill people, as they want to, and to be able to take them anywhere, including schools, kindergartens, hospitals, clinics, police stations, courtrooms......without having their FREEDOMS violated by stinking commies and socialists!

[Obvious Leo]

I'm shocked. That leaves a substantial portion of the population (including you) unable to legally own as many guns as they want to. That's UNCONSTITUTIONAL! Every single American should be issued with a Govt.-endorsed 'arms pass' at birth, which lasts for their life-time, enabling every citizen to purchase as many guns, grenades, automatic weapons, rocket-launchers, flame-throwers, tanks....in fact anything that is likely to be able to kill people, as they want to, and to be able to take them anywhere, including schools, kindergartens, hospitals, clinics, police stations, courtrooms......without having their FREEDOMS violated by stinking commies and socialists!

From the perspective of a biologist this is an excellent suggestion because it would enhance the quality of the human gene pool enormously.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

I'm shocked. That leaves a substantial portion of the population (including you) unable to legally own as many guns as they want to. That's UNCONSTITUTIONAL! Every single American should be issued with a Govt.-endorsed 'arms pass' at birth, which lasts for their life-time, enabling every citizen to purchase as many guns, grenades, automatic weapons, rocket-launchers, flame-throwers, tanks....in fact anything that is likely to be able to kill people, as they want to, and to be able to take them anywhere, including schools, kindergartens, hospitals, clinics, police stations, courtrooms......without having their FREEDOMS violated by stinking commies and socialists!

From the perspective of a biologist this is an excellent suggestion because it would enhance the quality of the human gene pool enormously.

I know Americans are so paranoid that after a few years there would only be about ten of them left.

[bobevenson]

Every single American should be issued with a Govt.-endorsed 'arms pass' at birth, which lasts for their life-time, enabling every citizen to purchase as many guns, grenades, automatic weapons, rocket-launchers, flame-throwers, tanks....in fact anything that is likely to be able to kill people, as they want to, and to be able to take them anywhere, including schools, kindergartens, hospitals, clinics, police stations, courtrooms......without having their FREEDOMS violated by stinking commies and socialists!

You forgot to include nuclear bombs.

[Arising_uk]

You forgot to include nuclear bombs.

Which bit of "... in fact anything that is likely to be able to kill people ..." didn't you understand?

[xcosx]

The US conquered its land by force, so its laws are not legitimate, and there's no moral obligation to keep them coherent.

That's a defensible argument!

[bobevenson]

The US conquered its land by force, so its laws are not legitimate, and there's no moral obligation to keep them coherent.

All lands at some point were conquered by force, so what's your point, if you actually have one?

[yiostheoy]

The US conquered its land by force, so its laws are not legitimate, and there's no moral obligation to keep them coherent.

That's a defensible argument!

This sounds like a Native American argument.

I was hiking along the Feather River in the past and I saw some graffiti scratched on a USFS sigh:

"USA GET OUT OF NORTH AMERICA".

Now THAT was funny !!