Hitler has only got one ball

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Hitler has only got one ball

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Land of soap and water,
Hitler's having a bath.
Churchill's looking through the keyhole,
Having a jolly good laugh

Göring has only got one ball
Hitler's [are] so very small
Himmler's so very similar
And Goebbels has no balls at all

Hitler has only got one ball
Göring has two but very small
Himmler is rather sim'lar
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger
Cut off the other, when he was only small

She threw it into the apple tree
It fell in to the deep blue sea
The fishes got out their dishes
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

Who would have thought that 75 years after his death, the laughter continues.
https://www.livescience.com/53818-hitle ... penis.html
The comedy is these days masquerading as science.
Surely Dr Kramer has something better to do with his time than vent his racist anger at a dead man |(however nasty he was)? Surely he be better off trying to help his Israeli mates prove that Arabs are inherently dirty and sub-human?
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Re: Hitler has only got one ball

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Sculptor wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:06 pm Land of soap and water,
Hitler's having a bath.
Churchill's looking through the keyhole,
Having a jolly good laugh

Göring has only got one ball
Hitler's [are] so very small
Himmler's so very similar
And Goebbels has no balls at all

Hitler has only got one ball
Göring has two but very small
Himmler is rather sim'lar
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger
Cut off the other, when he was only small

She threw it into the apple tree
It fell in to the deep blue sea
The fishes got out their dishes
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

Who would have thought that 75 years after his death, the laughter continues.
https://www.livescience.com/53818-hitle ... penis.html
The comedy is these days masquerading as science.
Surely Dr Kramer has something better to do with his time than vent his racist anger at a dead man |(however nasty he was)? Surely he be better off trying to help his Israeli mates prove that Arabs are inherently dirty and sub-human?
Hitler's crime was giving humans a free rein to be as vile and vicious as they please. He was rather a pitiful human being, and holding him up as the personification of evil is a cowardly cop-out. He was ONE person. If humans are so bloody pathetic that all takes is one profoundly inadequate man to turn them into callous, sadistic monsters then that doesn't say much for human kind.
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Re: Hitler has only got one ball

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Maybe it was twice as big!
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Dubious wrote: Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:30 am Maybe it was twice as big!
That might account for the funny walk?
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Re: Hitler has only got one ball

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Who would have thought that 75 years after his death, the laughter continues.
https://www.livescience.com/53818-hitle ... penis.html
The comedy is these days masquerading as science.
Surely Dr Kramer has something better to do with his time than vent his racist anger at a dead man |(however nasty he was)? Surely he be better off trying to help his Israeli mates prove that Arabs are inherently dirty and sub-human?
Bit puzzled here as from the article this Dr Kramer was just asked for an explanation of the condition that two other authors claim they have found. Where's the venting and racist anger in this?
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Arising_uk wrote: Fri Jul 03, 2020 4:25 pm
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Who would have thought that 75 years after his death, the laughter continues.
https://www.livescience.com/53818-hitle ... penis.html
The comedy is these days masquerading as science.
Surely Dr Kramer has something better to do with his time than vent his racist anger at a dead man |(however nasty he was)? Surely he be better off trying to help his Israeli mates prove that Arabs are inherently dirty and sub-human?
Bit puzzled here as from the article this Dr Kramer was just asked for an explanation of the condition that two other authors claim they have found. Where's the venting and racist anger in this?
Exactly. He's just being his usual PC hypocritical self; deflecting and projecting. He's making racist assumptions about this person based only on the fact that he's Jewish, then claims that he's being 'ironic' (bearing in mind that this is the same person who says it's 'racist' to point out that Wuhan is in China).
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It's a clever poem. I'm not sure what Hitler's genitals have to do with the philosophy of science, though. Maybe this would go better in the poetry thread in the aesthetics forum? :?
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