god is everywhere...

Is there a God? If so, what is She like?

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Advocate
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god is everywhere...

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...so be careful where you sit.
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iambiguous
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Also, be careful where you shit.
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I think u got it backwards, Ad.

I am here and u are my sofa - God
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Advocate wrote: Sun Mar 26, 2023 7:19 pm ...so be careful where you sit.
Yes. I think I might have squashed him last night when he was scurrying across the kitchen counter spreading germs to kill me in search of crumbs. God must have made roaches in his image.
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I liken him more to Galactus, eater of planets. He's wiped out entire planet populations at once before. And Noah wuz like the silver surfer there for a minute.
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Intriguing title, God id everywhere.

"I have to go for my 30 minute brisk-walk."

"What?! Why?"

"The doctor said so. I have to lose weight."

"But, but, you already ran 10 miles today!"

"I ran. The doc said 30 minutes of brisk walking"

"WTF?!"
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"GOD is a mathematician of a very high order.
He used advanced mathematics in constructing the universe."
/Paul M. Dirac/
And mathematics is everywhere
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