I want to talk to God

Is there a God? If so, what is She like?

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Agent Smith wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:34 am
God has spoken (to some of us). I recall meeting this person, well it was just a split-second eye contact. Anyway, he eyed me with a piercing glance and I knew what he was saying, "I am God". I thought nothing of it until now. I should've talked to Him. He was very Eurasian in appearance, wavy black hair, oddly not very imposing in height. He had on an khaki explorer vest, cargo pants, dark grey and brown sandals. It was, weirdly, not hot.
It was probably just Allah. Proper God has a very Northern European look.
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Agent Smith wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:34 am God has spoken (to some of us). I recall meeting this person, well it was just a split-second eye contact. Anyway, he eyed me with a piercing glance and I knew what he was saying, "I am God". I thought nothing of it until now. I should've talked to Him. He was very Eurasian in appearance, wavy black hair, oddly not very imposing in height. He had on an khaki explorer vest, cargo pants, dark grey and brown sandals. It was, weirdly, not hot.
Not sexy hot or not temperature hot?
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Operator: God’s busy right now, but if you ring back later he’ll be able to take your call..

[hangs up]


Me: ..try again tomorrow.. coz he’s got all the time ~as well as the whole world- on/in, his hands.
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Flannel Jesus wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:37 pm
Agent Smith wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:34 am God has spoken (to some of us). I recall meeting this person, well it was just a split-second eye contact. Anyway, he eyed me with a piercing glance and I knew what he was saying, "I am God". I thought nothing of it until now. I should've talked to Him. He was very Eurasian in appearance, wavy black hair, oddly not very imposing in height. He had on an khaki explorer vest, cargo pants, dark grey and brown sandals. It was, weirdly, not hot.
Not sexy hot or not temperature hot?
:lol: We're like-minded. No, from what I can recall, everything about the day says it was supposed to be hot, and yet ... it was not. This conversation should end at this point.
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Harbal wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:30 pm
Agent Smith wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:34 am
God has spoken (to some of us). I recall meeting this person, well it was just a split-second eye contact. Anyway, he eyed me with a piercing glance and I knew what he was saying, "I am God". I thought nothing of it until now. I should've talked to Him. He was very Eurasian in appearance, wavy black hair, oddly not very imposing in height. He had on an khaki explorer vest, cargo pants, dark grey and brown sandals. It was, weirdly, not hot.
It was probably just Allah. Proper God has a very Northern European look.
:D I'm not an anthropolgist, I could be mistaken.
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Agent Smith wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 3:00 pm
Flannel Jesus wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:37 pm
Agent Smith wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:34 am God has spoken (to some of us). I recall meeting this person, well it was just a split-second eye contact. Anyway, he eyed me with a piercing glance and I knew what he was saying, "I am God". I thought nothing of it until now. I should've talked to Him. He was very Eurasian in appearance, wavy black hair, oddly not very imposing in height. He had on an khaki explorer vest, cargo pants, dark grey and brown sandals. It was, weirdly, not hot.
Not sexy hot or not temperature hot?
:lol: We're like-minded. No, from what I can recall, everything about the day says it was supposed to be hot, and yet ... it was not. This conversation should end at this point.
Why? What's going to happen if it doesn't end? Are you in danger?
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Flannel Jesus wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 3:46 pm
Agent Smith wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 3:00 pm
Flannel Jesus wrote: Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:37 pm
Not sexy hot or not temperature hot?
:lol: We're like-minded. No, from what I can recall, everything about the day says it was supposed to be hot, and yet ... it was not. This conversation should end at this point.
Why? What's going to happen if it doesn't end? Are you in danger?
:mrgreen: I dunno, may be I am, but I'm not really a general standing outside me tent.
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"Larry! Hello! Is that you?"
"Yeah, what's up Kit?"
"Larry, I need to talk to you at once! It's life or death!"
"Slow down. I'm in a board meeting. Come again."
"I have to tell you something. It's really, really important!"
"Hold on. Excuse me I need to take this. Urgent! Ok Larry, shoot!"
"No, not over the phone. Meet me at the old garage in 15 minutes! See you!" Click!

Old garage ... exactly 15 minutes later ...
"What?! That's impossible!" "Yes, but (inaudible)'s got to leave ASAP!" "No, not ... (inaudible) ... has (inaudible) gorge!" A cigarette lit up! "Astur brother!" "Astur!"
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