How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a blue collar worker?
Ask them to read out the word 'unionised'.
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- Sun May 14, 2017 1:26 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Got any good jokes?
- Replies: 782
- Views: 168039
- Sun May 14, 2017 1:24 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Got any good jokes?
- Replies: 782
- Views: 168039
Re: Got any good jokes?
There are real traffic laws governing the right-of-way at a 4 way stop. My comment was a joke but apparently that went right over your head. ... Jokes contain truth in them, we have no such joke like that over here. Given you kill 40,000 people a year over there I think you need to refresh your dri...
- Sun May 14, 2017 12:20 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Got any good jokes?
- Replies: 782
- Views: 168039
Re: Got any good jokes?
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"Don't you meant a martini?", says the barman
The Roman replies, "If I'd wanted a double I'd have asked for one!"
A second Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please."
"Don't you meant a martini?", says the barman
The Roman replies, "If I'd wanted a double I'd have asked for one!"
A second Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please."
- Sun May 14, 2017 12:07 am
- Forum: Articles in Philosophy Now
- Topic: Are Designer Babies Our Future?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5583
Re: Are Designer Babies Our Future?
FCS You speak designed women Acting in a manner that compliments their outward beauty. When outward beauty is there primarily to service the eyes of men, or towards exciting their romantic or sexual desire of any interested gender, the complimentary actions would be to be flirtatious and transmitti...
- Sat May 13, 2017 10:11 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Got any good jokes?
- Replies: 782
- Views: 168039
Re: Got any good jokes?
thedoc wrote:A man was talking to his surgeon after he had surgery on his hand and he asked, "Doctor will I be able to play the Violin?"
and the doctor answered, "Of course."
and the man said "Good, cause I couldn't play before."
- Sat May 13, 2017 8:22 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: another pointless thread...existential grousing
- Replies: 173
- Views: 48978
Re: another pointless thread...existential grousing
Oh right. Blame him. Not blaming him, asking what actions or behaviours are leaving him open to such attention. Why would he have to be doing anything? And yes, that is blaming him. You are such a school teacher, even down to the buzzwords. It isn't about blaming him. Often bullies pick on the weak...
- Sat May 13, 2017 6:18 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Got any good jokes?
- Replies: 782
- Views: 168039
Re: Got any good jokes?
Ask a photon why he never checks in luggage, and he'll tell you he's travelling light.
- Sat May 13, 2017 6:17 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Got any good jokes?
- Replies: 782
- Views: 168039
Re: Got any good jokes?
Counting in binary is as easy as 01, 10, 11.
- Sat May 13, 2017 6:02 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Got any good jokes?
- Replies: 782
- Views: 168039
Re: Got any good jokes?
Have you heard the one about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
- Fri May 12, 2017 11:20 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: another pointless thread...existential grousing
- Replies: 173
- Views: 48978
Re: another pointless thread...existential grousing
That's a really good point. No one should be forced into physical contact that makes them feel uncomfortable.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Forcing children to hug or shake hands is a form of abuse in itself.
- Fri May 12, 2017 11:12 pm
- Forum: Applied Ethics
- Topic: Should I discuss atheism and religion on an online philosophy forum if I live in a country where atheism is illegal and
- Replies: 42
- Views: 11989
Re: Should I discuss atheism and religion on an online philosophy forum if I live in a country where atheism is illegal
Have you just said Christians are better than Muslims because their holidays involve chocolate eggs instead of sacrifice?!! Yes. And you don't see how trivial that might appear? The capitalist commercialisation, in this case, of a Christian holiday, That sounds really bad... people giving gifts to ...
- Fri May 12, 2017 6:26 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: another pointless thread...existential grousing
- Replies: 173
- Views: 48978
Re: another pointless thread...existential grousing
Get him out. Rearrange your life to do it if you must. Do whatever it takes. Sacrifice. Because you see the problem to this extent, don’t hesitate. I’ve known people who have paid high prices for private schooling and they couldn’t afford it. It’s worth it. A proper overall education without being ...
- Fri May 12, 2017 5:50 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: another pointless thread...existential grousing
- Replies: 173
- Views: 48978
Re: another pointless thread...existential grousing
I call myself an atheist, but, honestly, I don't know what I am. With absolutely no evidence that 'anyone' is there to justify it, I've spent many a desperate moment asking for assistance. Today, for example, my kid is having significant problems at school. Being the odd man out, he's targeted, bul...
- Fri May 12, 2017 10:59 am
- Forum: Applied Ethics
- Topic: Should I discuss atheism and religion on an online philosophy forum if I live in a country where atheism is illegal and
- Replies: 42
- Views: 11989
Re: Should I discuss atheism and religion on an online philosophy forum if I live in a country where atheism is illegal
Would you care to put a number to how many of the 53 countries that have a Muslim population of 50+% are calling for a Caliphate? What we do have good research data on is the number of Muslims in First World countries like the UK and Canada who support Sharia law, who believe suicide bombing is jus...
- Fri May 12, 2017 9:39 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Is the term "redneck" politically correct ?
- Replies: 367
- Views: 72757
Re: Is the term "redneck" politically correct ?
Well, as I'm sure you appreciate by now, that depends on the context. There is no context, that I can imagine, in which n***** just means black and certainly none that I have read or heard. Since n***** has always meant black, in your experience, perhaps you could give an example. It didn't even me...