NEWS FLASH FROM THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH

[Gary Childress]

People around the Earth are starting to flood the mental health clinics. The most frequent question being asked seems to be, how do I deal with insanity. Clinicians are now afraid to speak to them because they're starting to make sense. Job openings for insane people are abundant now. "We are looking for experts to help the sane now", a spokeswoman stated. "No one can figure out what it is anymore."

NOTICE: If you are insane and would like to report to your nearest health clinic and demonstrate insane behavior for this next wave of insane people, please respond to our plea. Unfortunately, we can't pay you anything until more chia pets are shipped in. Gold is being used to make hospital beds now since lumber is on hold until the trees we planted reach maturity.