NEWS FLASH FROM THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH

[Gary Childress]

Hello NASA. The great replacement theory is TRUE!!!!! Noam Chomsky intends to replace his wife with George Bush Jr. promising to be his faithful mate for the test of his life (I mean REST of his life) Wait (I mean for the rest of his retirement). Chomsky says he's been wanting to be with George Bush Jr. for a long time. Chomsky says he'll do anything including cell his wife if he can just be with George Bush Jr. instead.

[Walker]

This could possibly be appropriate if somehow reworded into a joke with a punchline and posted in Gary's Political Joke Thread. Just sayin'.