Canned Kipper Fish/ Sardines: How to Eat?

[Constantine]

Go away Marxist, go away, hoot hoot.

[Constantine]

I'm seriously stumped how you eat a sardine with bones all through it. I don't want to butt bleed because I ate 1,000 little needle bones. And I don't think I can go to heaven if I eat a fish head with eyes staring back at me. How so British people do it, from cans?

[vegetariantaxidermy]

As fish pi has already explained to you, you have to insert them directly into your anus-- ideally with a horse syringe. Something like this: