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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:48 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:34 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:23 am
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:16 am

You accomplished the impossible by misspelling architectural. You are Australian so go ahead and try to prove you're not you sad sack of a joke. Oh btw, how do you spell Aborigine? :lol:

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
I wish you would die, right now, along with your disgusting abomination of a phony, tacky, vulgar piece of shit cuntry.
How do you spell country? :lol: Why do you wish I would die? Eventually I will, but I enjoy all the joke posts you make in the meantime. Did you know that sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me :lol:

So do you like living in Australia you dumb Dora? Why do you hate Americans and English so much? I want to shake the hand of the one who set you off to begin with.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Do I need a reason? Why do you think I'm Australian? Please. I really want to know.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:52 am
by Philosophy Explorer
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:48 am
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:34 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:23 am

I wish you would die, right now, along with your disgusting abomination of a phony, tacky, vulgar piece of shit cuntry.
How do you spell country? :lol: Why do you wish I would die? Eventually I will, but I enjoy all the joke posts you make in the meantime. Did you know that sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me :lol:

So do you like living in Australia you dumb Dora? Why do you hate Americans and English so much? I want to shake the hand of the one who set you off to begin with.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Do I need a reason? Fuck off.
You don't tell me what to do Ms Arrogant. I guess it's one of those questions that goes over your head. Go crawl back under your rock.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:55 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:52 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:48 am
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:34 am

How do you spell country? :lol: Why do you wish I would die? Eventually I will, but I enjoy all the joke posts you make in the meantime. Did you know that sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me :lol:

So do you like living in Australia you dumb Dora? Why do you hate Americans and English so much? I want to shake the hand of the one who set you off to begin with.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Do I need a reason? Fuck off.
You don't tell me what to do Ms Arrogant. I guess it's one of those questions that goes over your head. Go crawl back under your rock.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Yeah. I can. Isn't that what you morons call 'freedom'? Shame you don't have more twin towers to blow up.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:01 pm
by Philosophy Explorer
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:55 am
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:52 am
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:48 am

Do I need a reason? Fuck off.
You don't tell me what to do Ms Arrogant. I guess it's one of those questions that goes over your head. Go crawl back under your rock.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Yeah. I can. Isn't that what you morons call 'freedom'? Shame you don't have more twin towers to blow up.
Almost 3,000 people died from that. You owe them an apology. It's a shame you even exist.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:34 pm
by vegetariantaxidermy
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:01 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:55 am
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:52 am

You don't tell me what to do Ms Arrogant. I guess it's one of those questions that goes over your head. Go crawl back under your rock.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Yeah. I can. Isn't that what you morons call 'freedom'? Shame you don't have more twin towers to blow up.
Almost 3,000 people died from that. You owe them an apology. It's a shame you even exist.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Boo hoo. How many people have died so far in the ME, murdered by your evil thug of a country? Besides, the New York skyline is far more attractive without those two hideous monoliths.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:52 pm
by Philosophy Explorer
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:34 pm
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:01 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:55 am

Yeah. I can. Isn't that what you morons call 'freedom'? Shame you don't have more twin towers to blow up.
Almost 3,000 people died from that. You owe them an apology. It's a shame you even exist.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Boo hoo. How many people have died so far in the ME, murdered by your evil thug of a country? Besides, the New York skyline is far more attractive without those two hideous monoliths.
You asshole. Two wrongs don't make a right. Are you saying it's okay to kill you too for being an asshole? This website would be more attractive without you.

You owe apologies to all the people killed and their friends and families.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:02 pm
by Harbal
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:52 pm
You owe apologies to all the people killed and their friends and families.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
I'm glad I don't have to do the research for that.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:03 pm
by vegetariantaxidermy
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:52 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:34 pm
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:01 pm

Almost 3,000 people died from that. You owe them an apology. It's a shame you even exist.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Boo hoo. How many people have died so far in the ME, murdered by your evil thug of a country? Besides, the New York skyline is far more attractive without those two hideous monoliths.
You asshole. Two wrongs don't make a right. Are you saying it's okay to kill you too for being an asshole? This website would be more attractive without you.

You owe apologies to all the people killed and their friends and families.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Are you trying to tell me what to do? :lol: You get weirder by the day. You yanks are too much. You expect the whole world to give a flying fuck about you, while you thunder around the planet using the toys you've spent quintillions on, murdering people and turning their beloved countries into a hell on earth. Why don't you apologise to them? and don't forget to apologise to the Japanese, since you think cooking them alive was a wonderful thing to do.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:11 pm
by Harbal
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:03 pm and don't forget to apologise to the Japanese,
And their friends and families.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:11 pm
by Philosophy Explorer
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:03 pm
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:52 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:34 pm

Boo hoo. How many people have died so far in the ME, murdered by your evil thug of a country? Besides, the New York skyline is far more attractive without those two hideous monoliths.
You asshole. Two wrongs don't make a right. Are you saying it's okay to kill you too for being an asshole? This website would be more attractive without you.

You owe apologies to all the people killed and their friends and families.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Are you trying to tell me what to do? :lol: You get weirder by the day. You yanks are too much. You expect the whole world to give a flying fuck about you, while you thunder around the planet using the toys you've spent quintillions on, murdering people and turning their beloved coutries into a hell on earth. Why don't you apologise to them? and don't forget to apologise to the Japanese, since you think cooking them alive was a wonderful thing to do.
In fact you are a murderer. You must be the worst inhabitant of Australia. Your response doesn't make two wrongs into a right, does it? Don't forget the Japanese under their military had committed an act of war against the US. So don't try to weasel out of an apology.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:16 pm
by vegetariantaxidermy
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:11 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:03 pm
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:52 pm

You asshole. Two wrongs don't make a right. Are you saying it's okay to kill you too for being an asshole? This website would be more attractive without you.

You owe apologies to all the people killed and their friends and families.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Are you trying to tell me what to do? :lol: You get weirder by the day. You yanks are too much. You expect the whole world to give a flying fuck about you, while you thunder around the planet using the toys you've spent quintillions on, murdering people and turning their beloved coutries into a hell on earth. Why don't you apologise to them? and don't forget to apologise to the Japanese, since you think cooking them alive was a wonderful thing to do.
In fact you are a murderer. You must be the worst inhabitant of Australia. Your response doesn't make two wrongs into a right, does it? Don't forget the Japanese under their military had committed an act of war against the US. So don't try to weasel out of an apology.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
How do you even function? You must be in some sort of institution. Oh yeah. Pearl Harbour. Another thing yanks are always whining about and expecting everyone else to give a flying fuck about.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:20 pm
by vegetariantaxidermy
Harbal wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:11 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:03 pm and don't forget to apologise to the Japanese,
And their friends and families.
Do you think he googled 'countries that are not Brit or the USA' and came up with 'Australia' ? Can't be that. Must have been 'people who are not 'Brits' or American' and 'Aborigine' came up first.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:20 pm
by Philosophy Explorer
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:16 pm
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:11 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:03 pm
Are you trying to tell me what to do? :lol: You get weirder by the day. You yanks are too much. You expect the whole world to give a flying fuck about you, while you thunder around the planet using the toys you've spent quintillions on, murdering people and turning their beloved coutries into a hell on earth. Why don't you apologise to them? and don't forget to apologise to the Japanese, since you think cooking them alive was a wonderful thing to do.
In fact you are a murderer. You must be the worst inhabitant of Australia. Your response doesn't make two wrongs into a right, does it? Don't forget the Japanese under their military had committed an act of war against the US. So don't try to weasel out of an apology.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
How do you even function? You must be in some sort of institution. Oh yeah. Pearl Harbour. Another thing yanks are always whining about and expecting everyone else to give a flying fuck about.
You're not anyone else. You're in an institution, sicko. And you do plenty of whining yourself. So how does your brain function since you keep sitting on them?

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:27 pm
by vegetariantaxidermy
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:20 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:16 pm
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:11 pm

In fact you are a murderer. You must be the worst inhabitant of Australia. Your response doesn't make two wrongs into a right, does it? Don't forget the Japanese under their military had committed an act of war against the US. So don't try to weasel out of an apology.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
How do you even function? You must be in some sort of institution. Oh yeah. Pearl Harbour. Another thing yanks are always whining about and expecting everyone else to give a flying fuck about.
You're not anyone else. You're in an institution, sicko. And you do plenty of whining yourself. So how does your brain function since you keep sitting on them?

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Another example of your brilliant grasp of English grammar.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:33 pm
by Philosophy Explorer
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:27 pm
Philosophy Explorer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:20 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:16 pm

How do you even function? You must be in some sort of institution. Oh yeah. Pearl Harbour. Another thing yanks are always whining about and expecting everyone else to give a flying fuck about.
You're not anyone else. You're in an institution, sicko. And you do plenty of whining yourself. So how does your brain function since you keep sitting on them?

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Another example of your brilliant grasp of English grammar.
The grammar is perfectly good. There doesn't need to be parallel structure between brain and them. Better go back to school for a refresher.

PhilX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ