Insult competition.
Insult competition.
I like the insult "throwback to the dinosaurs".
Please think of something good and witty and post it.
Please think of something good and witty and post it.
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Ugly monster.
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I always liked go and fuck yourself with the rough end of a pineapple.
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U'r on the same lvl as Philosophy Explorer!
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I didn't intend to insult you when I called you stupid, that was just a bonus, I really thought you knew.
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I love the sound of your voice, when you shut up.
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Winston Churchill was handy with an insult. I forget who he upset, but someone said to him: 'Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your food.' To which he replied: 'Madam, if you were my wife, I'd eat it.'
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You're trying to insult the Dinosaurs, aren't you?duszek wrote:I like the insult "throwback to the dinosaurs".
Please think of something good and witty and post it.
It's a good thing for you the big ones aren't alive any more.
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Well look at who crawled out from under his rock. It's the Hex bitch. Did you like your picture of demon baby, stupid? I was waiting for you to show up on this thread with your retarded comments. Another throwback to the dinosaur. Hey everybody else, don't expect an ounce of intelligence from this slime mold. Scott saw through his act and BANNED this piece of shit from OPC. Now you can crawl back under your rock, loser.HexHammer wrote:U'r on the same lvl as Philosophy Explorer!
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Churchill was as famous for his insults as he was for his alcohol consumption.
On one a occasion a woman accosted him at a function with these words: "You, sir, are drunk!". To which he responded: "Indeed I am , madam, but you are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober".
On one a occasion a woman accosted him at a function with these words: "You, sir, are drunk!". To which he responded: "Indeed I am , madam, but you are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober".
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This from Robert Muldoon, a former New Zealand prime minister back in the 1970s. He was being questioned by a journalist about the exodus of New Zealanders heading over to Australia in search of better job opportunities, and this was his reply.
"I'm all in favour of it because it should increase the average IQ of both countries".
"I'm all in favour of it because it should increase the average IQ of both countries".
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Even Hex and Hobbled are amateurs compared to this:
http://time.com/4000226/rude-waitress-ed-debevics/
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http://time.com/4000226/rude-waitress-ed-debevics/
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No offense to the OP, but this thread isn't worth my time to write this...
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Ahh, 'piggy'. A very charismatic man (although he destroyed the country financially). Prime minister until 1984. What happened to the charismatic politicians? All we get now is bland, bland, bland, with no wit or personality.Obvious Leo wrote:This from Robert Muldoon, a former New Zealand prime minister back in the 1970s. He was being questioned by a journalist about the exodus of New Zealanders heading over to Australia in search of better job opportunities, and this was his reply.
"I'm all in favour of it because it should increase the average IQ of both countries".
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A an at social gathering A WOMAN SAID " Mr. C, you are drunk." iC replied: "Madam, you are ugly. IN THE MORNING I WILL BE SOBER.uwot wrote:Winston Churchill was handy with an insult. I forget who he upset, but someone said to him: 'Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your food.' To which he replied: 'Madam, if you were my wife, I'd eat it.'