When is it going to become obvious to everyone that the messiah has arrived.
Forget about visiting Jerusalem and all of the holy sites associated with Judaism and Christianity.
Forget about making a pilgrimage to Mecca and circumambulating around this boring old idol of a religion that allegedly forbids idol worship...
Indeed, forget all of that old world nonsense and come to America where idol worship is our favorite pastime, and where the "new Mecca" is a sacred place called "Mar-a-Lago" where you will soon be able to circumambulate this shiny new symbol of the world's long-awaited savior...
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Prices of worship (subject to change) are as follows:
- 1 circumambulation = $100.00
2 circumambulations = $175.00
5 circumambulations = $375.00
10 circumambulations...
(which includes the use of a ladder for leaving a personal (and intimate) offering in the idol's Golden Well, of which several devotees will pray over)
... = $1200.00
(Moderately priced replicas of the Golden Idol will be available at the gift shop)
Clearly, all of humanity's troubles will be "flushed away" once everyone finally accepts the founder of...
TRUMPIANITY®
...as their personal savior and adopts his glorious ideals.
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