The Limerick Meditations

[attofishpi]

Terribly played, mate.

U should have said: it would take something really BIG to get kicked off this forum, so now we know why you're still here, prom.

Nah, Brits have the strength of character of being more than willing to mock themselves..

Now I need to get to sleep, I've been counting chickens 4 thousand two hundred and two thus far and I'm still wide awake.

Do attos dream of electric dildos? One..two...

[Dubious]

There are now so many shysters abroad
Poachers of wisdom, purveyors of fraud
It's all so very sad
That there's wealth to be had
In their low-life endorsement of god.

[attofishpi]

There once was an atheist called Dubious,
who only ate food he considered salubrious,
someone served cake,
but alas it was fake,
and now Dubious remains rather dubious.

[Dubious]

There once was an atheist called Dubious,
who only ate food he considered salubrious,
someone served cake,
but alas it was fake,
and now Dubious remains rather dubious.

...not likely!

Also, in limerick land the same word shouldn't be used to rhyme with itself. That's cheating as far as I can tell.

[Constantine]

No rules. I used a four line limerick (posted a rough draft and not the finished one by accident, was late for me) instead of the standard five line.

It's just lame to recycle the same word. And everyone by default will be made fun of in this thread bt attofishpi because it is Limerick land.

[Age]

There once was a fellow called Age,
he'd use uppercase letters EVERY page,
he never stopped to think,
how silly his ink,
would look, day after day.

BUT I WRITE the way I DO, VERY CONSCIOUSLY, KNOWING what WILL BE DONE.

So, YOUR ASSUMPTION and CLAIM that I NEVER STOP TO THINK, IS JUST FURTHER PROVING MY ACTUAL CLAIMS here MORE True.

[attofishpi]

There once was an atheist called Dubious,
who only ate food he considered salubrious,
someone served cake,
but alas it was fake,
and now Dubious remains rather dubious.

...not likely!

Eh? What do you mean, are you no longer dubious Dubious!?

Also, in limerick land the same word shouldn't be used to rhyme with itself. That's cheating as far as I can tell.

I know, terrible arn't I?

[attofishpi]

There once was a fellow called Age,
he'd use uppercase letters EVERY page,
he never stopped to think,
how silly his ink,
would look, day after day.

BUT I WRITE the way I DO, VERY CONSCIOUSLY, KNOWING what WILL BE DONE.

So, YOUR ASSUMPTION and CLAIM that I NEVER STOP TO THINK, IS JUST FURTHER PROVING MY ACTUAL CLAIMS here MORE True.

I rest my case.

[Age]

There once was a fellow called Age,
he'd use uppercase letters EVERY page,
he never stopped to think,
how silly his ink,
would look, day after day.

BUT I WRITE the way I DO, VERY CONSCIOUSLY, KNOWING what WILL BE DONE.

So, YOUR ASSUMPTION and CLAIM that I NEVER STOP TO THINK, IS JUST FURTHER PROVING MY ACTUAL CLAIMS here MORE True.

I rest my case.

SO, you have just PROVED "yourself" to be FURTHER Wrong here, but yet, to you, 'you rest your case' here, right?

SEE, what may well LOOK so-called 'silly', to 'you', I DO to PROVE MY POINT, to "others".

[attofishpi]

BUT I WRITE the way I DO, VERY CONSCIOUSLY, KNOWING what WILL BE DONE.

So, YOUR ASSUMPTION and CLAIM that I NEVER STOP TO THINK, IS JUST FURTHER PROVING MY ACTUAL CLAIMS here MORE True.

I rest my case.

SO, you have just PROVED "yourself" to be FURTHER Wrong here, but yet, to you, 'you rest your case' here, right?

SEE, what may well LOOK so-called 'silly', to 'you', I DO to PROVE MY POINT, to "others".

My case is rested, your case is flawed, I rest my case.

[Age]

I rest my case.

SO, you have just PROVED "yourself" to be FURTHER Wrong here, but yet, to you, 'you rest your case' here, right?

SEE, what may well LOOK so-called 'silly', to 'you', I DO to PROVE MY POINT, to "others".

My case is rested, your case is flawed, I rest my case.

LOL Do you even KNOW what MY CASE IS, EXACTLY?

If yes, then what do you SAY 'it' IS?

But if no, then you will SHOW 'this' by NOT SHOWING here.

AND, you STILL seem to be COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to the Fact that I WANT what I WRITE to APPEAR 'silly' to 'you', people, BACK in the days when this was being written.

I WILL EXPLAIN WHY, AGAIN, AFTER we get to SEE what you ASSUME or BELIEVE 'MY CASE' here IS, EXACTLY.

[attofishpi]

SO, you have just PROVED "yourself" to be FURTHER Wrong here, but yet, to you, 'you rest your case' here, right?

SEE, what may well LOOK so-called 'silly', to 'you', I DO to PROVE MY POINT, to "others".

My case is rested, your case is flawed, I rest my case.

LOL Do you even KNOW what MY CASE IS, EXACTLY?

No, but more to the point, do you?

[Dubious]

There once was an atheist called Dubious,
who only ate food he considered salubrious,
someone served cake,
but alas it was fake,
and now Dubious remains rather dubious.

...not likely!

Eh? What do you mean, are you no longer dubious Dubious!?

Also, in limerick land the same word shouldn't be used to rhyme with itself. That's cheating as far as I can tell.

I know, terrible arn't I?

Not really! But I would describe your limericks that way.

[attofishpi]

...not likely!

Eh? What do you mean, are you no longer dubious Dubious!?

Also, in limerick land the same word shouldn't be used to rhyme with itself. That's cheating as far as I can tell.

I know, terrible arn't I?

Not really! But I would describe your limericks that way.

I would be offended if I didn't think all limericks are terrible.

[Age]

My case is rested, your case is flawed, I rest my case.

LOL Do you even KNOW what MY CASE IS, EXACTLY?

No, but more to the point, do you?

YES. And THUS PROVED MY POINT and CASE, ONCE AGAIN and FURTHER.

Even when I have been CONTINUALLY WRITING 'my case' and POINTING 'it' OUT here, in this forum, 'these people' STILL could NOT SEE 'it' NOR GRASP 'it'.

Which just FURTHER PROVES MY CASE in POINT.