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When the continent is only a swim away ...
rational folks recognize that England is ...
in fact, in-continent.

Ahahah.
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I dedicate this hilarious video to Veg..may she reconsider her statement that men like Brian are not being 'inconvenienced" by men converting to women. And, lets not consider Veg bordering on insanity for being continuously fixated on sex\gender crap..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmlxHhZON4Y
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just saw Dune 2...

as the credits were rolling I was reminded that the people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do...

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:lol:
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Impenitent wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:19 pm just saw Dune 2...

as the credits were rolling I was reminded that the people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do...

-Imp
I love that joke. I swear Chaz Wyman years ago posted that one, but Sculptor denies it. :wink:
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I've told you a million times to stop exaggerating...

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Secular Easter:

For the Children:
Bunnyclause, chocolate, decorative eggs.

For the Adults:
A Proclamation on Transgender Day of Visibility, 2024
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Why do black people have only nightmares???




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Because the last one to have a dream was shot in the head!
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Sculptor wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:13 pm Why do black people have only nightmares???




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Because the last one to have a dream was shot in the head!
Wow, that's pretty rascist to the point that only a member of the KKK might find it funny. (just sayin :wink: )
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attofishpi wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 10:58 am
Sculptor wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:13 pm Why do black people have only nightmares???




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Because the last one to have a dream was shot in the head!
Wow, that's pretty rascist to the point that only a member of the KKK might find it funny. (just sayin :wink: )
Not it's true.
And told to me by a black person.

Obviously you do not understand the power of humour
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Sculptor wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:27 am
attofishpi wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 10:58 am
Sculptor wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:13 pm Why do black people have only nightmares???




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Because the last one to have a dream was shot in the head!
Wow, that's pretty rascist to the point that only a member of the KKK might find it funny. (just sayin :wink: )
Not it's true.
And told to me by a black person.

Obviously you do not understand the power of humour
Sure, but what does "Not it's true" mean? :lol:
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attofishpi wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:30 am
Sculptor wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:27 am
attofishpi wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 10:58 am

Wow, that's pretty rascist to the point that only a member of the KKK might find it funny. (just sayin :wink: )
Not it's true.
And told to me by a black person.

Obviously you do not understand the power of humour
Sure, but what does "Not it's true" mean? :lol:
Not racist.
Intention is everything.
The joke lets us reflect uporn the crushing evil that was MLK's murder. A man not allow even to express a dream.
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Sculptor wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:08 pm
attofishpi wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:30 am
Sculptor wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:27 am

Not it's true.
And told to me by a black person.

Obviously you do not understand the power of humour
Sure, but what does "Not it's true" mean? :lol:
Not racist.
Intention is everything.
The joke lets us reflect uporn the crushing evil that was MLK's murder. A man not allow even to express a dream.
..but the joke is extremely poor since you are suggesting 'black' people only have nightmares.

Even if a black fella told you it - the bloke is an idiot.
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attofishpi wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:20 pm
Sculptor wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:08 pm
attofishpi wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:30 am

Sure, but what does "Not it's true" mean? :lol:
Not racist.
Intention is everything.
The joke lets us reflect uporn the crushing evil that was MLK's murder. A man not allow even to express a dream.
..but the joke is extremely poor since you are suggesting 'black' people only have nightmares.

Even if a black fella told you it - the bloke is an idiot.
FFS.
Yeah. you are fucking clueless about humour.
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Here's the rules: if you tell a joke, that means everything you say in that joke is something you believe.

Tell a joke about alien abduction? That means you believe in alien abductions. Obviously.
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