How long does it take God to urinate?

Is there a God? If so, what is She like?

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alan1000
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How long does it take God to urinate?

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When you or I unrinate, it sometimes seem to take an unconscionably long time, especially if we have had a glass or two, and - can you be sure that the last squirt was really the final squirt?

But God exists eternally, outside of time. If we suppose that God urinates - which is a possibility, considering we are made in His image - how long does it take?
Impenitent
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Re: How long does it take God to urinate?

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as long as it takes

omniscient, omnipotent, omniwhizent, (omnipissant has a different connotation...)

-Imp
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