NEWS FLASH FROM THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH

[Gary Childress]

Gary Childress is determined to be incurably and permanently insane. He is no longer returnable to sanity. However he has decided to dedicate the rest of his life to making sure those responsible don't do it to anyone else. If you know of any people who worked for the CIA or NSA, please report them to the Homeland Scrutiny Office. Philosophers will be sent to either deprogram them or throw them in a dumpster where they belong.