Public Survey from Earth's Science Department

[Gary Childress]

Everyone who is sentient, please raise your hand.

Everyone who would also like to be a person, please raise your hand.

There's no wrong answer. Please be honest.


[NOTE: I will be reporting the findings to NASA, so you will need to sign the disclaimer below.

I ______ (fill in the blank) would like to be considered Sentient. I _____ would/would not (circle one) like to be considered a person.

[Gary Childress]

And the final question: do you or do you not think having sex with an octopus is disgusting?