A great relief for your family, a tragedy for the Forum.
Got any good jokes?
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Re: Got any good jokes?
Yes, I do it out of consideration for my family, the forum will just have to put up with it. Although I think it's more of a tragedy for you than the forum in general.Hobbes' Choice wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:25 pm A great relief for your family, a tragedy for the Forum.
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No - it's a tragedy for the whole Forum.Harbal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:31 pmYes, I do it out of consideration for my family, the forum will just have to put up with it. Although I think it's more of a tragedy for you than the forum in general.Hobbes' Choice wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:25 pm A great relief for your family, a tragedy for the Forum.
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Never mind, at least they've got you back now to compensate them for it.
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Re: Got any good jokes?
A woman walks into a police station and says, "I was raped!" The officer asks, "When did this happen?" She says, "About 35 years ago." He asks, "Why are you reporting it now?" She says, "I'm not reporting it, I just like to talk about it!"
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Not bad, but the punchline needs work, or you could end it after '35 years ago'. It was funny at that point.bobevenson wrote: ↑Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:20 pm A woman walks into a police station and says, "I was raped!" The officer asks, "When did this happen?" She says, "About 35 years ago." He asks, "Why are you reporting it now?" She says, "I'm not reporting it, I just like to talk about it!"
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Re: Got any good jokes?
I agree because if she liked to talk about it she would have reported it 35 years ago and not stayed silent about it.
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Re: Got any good jokes?
What makes you think she was silent about it, perhaps she's been talking about it for 35 years.Arising_uk wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:54 am It agree because if she liked to talk about it she would have reported it 35 years ago and not stayed silent about it.
Re: Got any good jokes?
School kids are a good source of new light on the origin of ethics. Did you know that Moses came down from the mountain with 10 concubines? And that God wanted various jobs doing - the Egyptians had to irritate the desert, and the Hebrews to stop making bread without straw; he wanted unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients in it.
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You can't just go around irritating deserts, with or without porcupines, but at least the bread is low calorie.dorothea wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:31 am School kids are a good source of new light on the origin of ethics. Did you know that Moses came down from the mountain with 10 concubines? And that God wanted various jobs doing - the Egyptians had to irritate the desert, and the Hebrews to stop making bread without straw; he wanted unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients in it.
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Re: Got any good jokes?
I doubt it but am not surprised Christians like such jokes.thedoc wrote:What makes you think she was silent about it, perhaps she's been talking about it for 35 years.