My name is

[fivedeadapples]

fivedeadapples and I have joined your forum to find someone I fear is dead. Maybe i can find some philosophy around here as well.

[Bill Wiltrack]

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Obviously that someone dead is a metaphor for yourself.


*Drop the phony moniker.


Perhaps if you START by telling the truth you have, at least, a better shot at coming to find something alive within yourself.


You've come to the right forum. Philosophy is the internal search for truth.



Good luck & WELCOME to this distinguished forum.






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[Hobbes' Choice]

fivedeadapples and I have joined your forum to find someone I fear is dead. Maybe i can find some philosophy around here as well.

Oh my god, is it the zombie apocalypse? Or did you manage to crawl back out from under that rock? Why can't you just die with your apple business, and get over yourself?

I wonder how long it will be before you call someone a "knuckle dragging ape"

[ken]

fivedeadapples and I have joined your forum to find someone I fear is dead. Maybe i can find some philosophy around here as well.

Who is 'fivedeadapples'?

Who is the 'I'?

Who do you fear is dead?

And, why do you fear they are dead?

What is there to be fearful off?

[fivedeadapples]

Oh my god, is it the zombie apocalypse? Or did you manage to crawl back out from under that rock? Why can't you just die with your apple business, and get over yourself?

I wonder how long it will be before you call someone a "knuckle dragging ape"

It's nice to see I have fans.

[sthitapragya]

fivedeadapples and I have joined your forum to find someone I fear is dead. Maybe i can find some philosophy around here as well.

Oh, you will fit right in here. And if you want philosophy, you will have to wait till you are a few drinks down. Then the philosophy in this joint will come out of your ears.

[Dalek Prime]

fivedeadapples and I have joined your forum to find someone I fear is dead. Maybe i can find some philosophy around here as well.

You've been on this forum before, under a similar name. Am I wrong, or did you forget your password?

[Hobbes' Choice]

fivedeadapples and I have joined your forum to find someone I fear is dead. Maybe i can find some philosophy around here as well.

You've been on this forum before, under a similar name. Am I wrong, or did you forget your password?

He forgot his password because 'five' is his IQ score, and he realised that 'red' was a bit 'commie".

[Harbal]

fivedeadapples and I have joined your forum to find someone I fear is dead. Maybe i can find some philosophy around here as well.

Excellent introduction, for some reason you seem to have alienated everyone who's responded to it. It's a good start but let's see if you can keep it up.

[Dalek Prime]

fivedeadapples and I have joined your forum to find someone I fear is dead. Maybe i can find some philosophy around here as well.

You've been on this forum before, under a similar name. Am I wrong, or did you forget your password?

He forgot his password because 'five' is his IQ score, and he realised that 'red' was a bit 'commie".

Aha! That's the one!

[Dalek Prime]

Oh my god, is it the zombie apocalypse? Or did you manage to crawl back out from under that rock? Why can't you just die with your apple business, and get over yourself?

I wonder how long it will be before you call someone a "knuckle dragging ape"

It's nice to see I have fans.

Why? Is it hot where you are?

[fivedeadapples]

fivedeadapples and I have joined your forum to find someone I fear is dead. Maybe i can find some philosophy around here as well.

You've been on this forum before, under a similar name. Am I wrong, or did you forget your password?

He forgot his password because 'five' is his IQ score, and he realised that 'red' was a bit 'commie".

I'm not who you think I am...

[Arising_uk]

Of course you are red.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

The best introduction I've seen on here.

[Hobbes' Choice]

Of course you are red.

But we wish he were dead.