Ouzo, The Ultimate Game

bobevenson · **Joined:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:02 am **Posts:** 3977

reasonvemotion wrote:

When was Ouzo created? Twenty odd years ago? I assumed it was a current event
until I read the letter attached dated 1988. Is that the year or was it even before then. What would the estimated retail price be?

"The Ouzo Prophecy" was published on July 4, 1984, and the first copy was mailed to the president of the Procter & Gamble Company. The game is expected to sell for $74.95 (a dispenser @ $57.50, a roll of 3,000 Ouzo tickets @ $12.50, and S&H @ $4.95).

Arising_uk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 10396

I think we can now all guess why bob accuses P&G of being Satanists.

chaz wyman · **Joined:** Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:31 pm **Posts:** 10592

bobevenson wrote:

chaz wyman wrote:

bobevenson wrote:

Well, you know, the divine inspiration of "The Ouzo Prophecy".

So lets get this straight.

1) Ouzo BS is divinely inspired by god.
who is god?
2) He's the bloke who divinely inspires Ouzo.

Have you ever heard of tautology?

It's not a tautology at all. "The Ouzo Prophecy" was inspired by a mystical force in nature that can be called God.

And God is who?
Who's on base?
Who is the president of China.

bobevenson · **Joined:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:02 am **Posts:** 3977

Arising_uk wrote:

I think we can now all guess why bob accuses P&G of being Satanists.

I've never accused anybody of being anything, present company excluded.

Arising_uk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 10396

Selective amnesia, remember?

bobevenson · **Joined:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:02 am **Posts:** 3977

Arising_uk wrote:

Selective amnesia, remember?

Remember WHAT???

Arising_uk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 10396

Brilliant!

This persona of yours is genius bob.

bobevenson · **Joined:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:02 am **Posts:** 3977

Back to Ouzo, does $74.95 seem like a fair price for the game, covering the tickets, dispenser and S&H? Of course, the game doesn't exist yet, and has never been played, but based on what I think will be a successful micro-test in bars and taverns, can I put you down for one?

Arising_uk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 10396

Do I own a bar?

Can't I just advertise upon the mats?

bobevenson · **Joined:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:02 am **Posts:** 3977

Arising_uk wrote:

Do I own a bar?

Can't I just advertise upon the mats?

If you actually have the game in your abode, you just might eventually learn how to play Ouzo. Isn't salvation worth $74.95?

Arising_uk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 10396

Who needs saving you godbotherering loon? And what is it you are saving us from? As its obviously not the demon drink.

bobevenson · **Joined:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:02 am **Posts:** 3977

Arising_uk wrote:

Who needs saving you godbotherering loon? And what is it you are saving us from? As its obviously not the demon drink.

Actually, it's "The Ouzo Prophecy" that should sell for $74.50, except it's priceless.

Arising_uk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 10396

Money, money, money is your 'God' boob.

bobevenson · **Joined:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:02 am **Posts:** 3977

Arising_uk wrote:

Money, money, money is your 'God' boob.

It's going to take money to launch "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" traveling show sponsored by the Church of Ouzo. You probably don't know much about "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse," but you will find a reference to it in the "Notes on the Ouzo Cross" in "The Ouzo Prophecy."

Arising_uk · **Joined:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 10396

Great persona bob, keep it up.

An endtimer no less.

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