Why Bob and the AEP owes you money

[EchoesOfTheHorizon]

Bob has been trying to solicite money across state lines, which means he falls under federal jurisdiction. Feds want their taxes, cause as a laborer of the AEP, he is laboring, and that is something that is valued at least at minimum wage.

His efforts to convert you is a attempt at a transaction, but in doing so, he is laboring you as much as himself, so you are entitled from money from Bob and the AEP.

Bob already owes me $45 for time spent contemplating his position, some 6-7 hours of my life wasted in the service of another.

How much time have you spent considering his ideas. Let's run up a tally for how much Bob owes each individual, as a group, as well as sales tax per state you are in, national, and any foreign tax.

Time to crunch the numbers, you own us a lot of money Bob, we aren't running a charity here, in listening to you. Show me the money!

[bobevenson]

6-7 hours of my life wasted

I'd say your age X 365.25 X 24 = the number of hours of your life wasted.

[EchoesOfTheHorizon]

I already pay taxes on time wasted, it's called a job.

Now pay up.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

How much time have you spent considering his ideas?

0

[bobevenson]

Huh, the way you blab your mouth, I figured you spent a lot of time on it.

[EchoesOfTheHorizon]

That's not a very nice thing for a prophet to say.

[bobevenson]

Christ's letters to the seven churches (the seven continents of the world) in Revelation Chapters 2 & 3 are actually God's unified message to mankind, revealed by distilling the message to each church and adding them together in the order of presentation: "It is not enough to merely recognize and hate evil: fear not the tribulation of Satan; fight evil wherever you find it, and do not allow it to flourish; contain evil and overcome it with perseverance and commitment to good."

[EchoesOfTheHorizon]

Is that a indictment against you? That we all must fight you now?

[Philosophy Explorer]

Christ's letters to the seven churches (the seven continents of the world) in Revelation Chapters 2 & 3 are actually God's unified message to mankind, revealed by distilling the message to each church and adding them together in the order of presentation: "It is not enough to merely recognize and hate evil: fear not the tribulation of Satan; fight evil wherever you find it, and do not allow it to flourish; contain evil and overcome it with perseverance and commitment to good."

Update: it's eight continents now with Zealandia (in fact there's been eight continents for thousands of years).

PhilX

[EchoesOfTheHorizon]

Maldives has a continent too, think Australia has a island with a submerged continent as well. Bunch in the Caribbean having smaller plates.

[Philosophy Explorer]

Maldives has a continent too, think Australia has a island with a submerged continent as well. Bunch in the Caribbean having smaller plates.

Shhhh Don't tell Bob. He's living under a delusion.

PhilX

[bobevenson]

Christ's letters to the seven churches (the seven continents of the world) in Revelation Chapters 2 & 3 are actually God's unified message to mankind, revealed by distilling the message to each church and adding them together in the order of presentation: "It is not enough to merely recognize and hate evil: fear not the tribulation of Satan; fight evil wherever you find it, and do not allow it to flourish; contain evil and overcome it with perseverance and commitment to good."

Update: it's eight continents now with Zealandia (in fact there's been eight continents for thousands of years).

PhilX

A sunken continent is equivalent to your submerged sense of reality.

[Philosophy Explorer]

Christ's letters to the seven churches (the seven continents of the world) in Revelation Chapters 2 & 3 are actually God's unified message to mankind, revealed by distilling the message to each church and adding them together in the order of presentation: "It is not enough to merely recognize and hate evil: fear not the tribulation of Satan; fight evil wherever you find it, and do not allow it to flourish; contain evil and overcome it with perseverance and commitment to good."

Update: it's eight continents now with Zealandia (in fact there's been eight continents for thousands of years).

PhilX

A sunken continent is equivalent to your submerged sense of reality.

Doesn't matter if it's sunken. Still a continent and your attempt at humor sucks.

PhilX

[bobevenson]

Not trying to be funny, just telling it like it is.

[Lacewing]

Christ's letters to the seven churches (the seven continents of the world) in Revelation Chapters 2 & 3 are actually God's unified message to mankind, revealed by distilling the message to each church and adding them together in the order of presentation:

"It is not enough to merely recognize and hate evil:
Okay.

fear not the tribulation of Satan;
Uh huh.

fight evil wherever you find it, and do not allow it to flourish;
Sure.

contain evil and overcome it with perseverance and commitment to good."
Right.

That's it? THAT'S the message? Not very profound. Isn't all of that OBVIOUS? Is that really the culmination of God's unified message to mankind? WTF? Why aren't there some awesome tips for how to do it most effectively? Why aren't there some answers for why God allows so much evil in the first place? How does the distilled message above demonstrate ANY real wisdom at all? Why are so many men who claim to see/know sacred answers (such as yourself) never able to communicate any real answers at all? Sounds like men behind curtains pretending to be God.

Seriously, Bob... you gotta get some new material that doesn't sound so lame.