British Open

[Philosophy Explorer]

Jordan Spieth just became the youngest American to win the British Open.

PhilX

[Harbal]

Jordan Spieth just became the youngest American to win the British Open.

PhilX

That's great. Who is Jordan Spieth and what is the British Open, btw.

[Lacewing]

Who is Jordan Spieth

The one who just won the British Open.

...and what is the British Open

The thing that Jordan Spieth just won!

Pay attention Harbal!!

[Harbal]

Lacewing, I love you.

[Lacewing]

Lacewing, I love you.

I love you too.

[Philosophy Explorer]

Lacewing, I love you.

I love you too.

I won't say I love you three. I'll just settle for Lacey.

PhilX

[Lacewing]

I won't say I love you three. I'll just settle for Lacey.

Thank you PhilX.

All of this love makes me feel all warm and tingly.

[Philosophy Explorer]

I won't say I love you three. I'll just settle for Lacey.

Thank you PhilX.

All of this love makes me feel all warm and tingly.

Oooooooh.

PhilX

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Lord have mercy.
Hmm. I wonder why Greta hasn't shown up to tell these frustrated geriatrics to 'get a room'.

[Lacewing]

Lord have mercy.
Hmm. I wonder why Greta hasn't shown up to tell these frustrated geriatrics to 'get a room'.

How can you cheapen and twist our love into something tawdry? Our love transcends mortal boundaries. We are stardust, we are golden. We are billion year old carbon. And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Lord have mercy.
Hmm. I wonder why Greta hasn't shown up to tell these frustrated geriatrics to 'get a room'.

How can you cheapen and twist our love into something tawdry? Our love transcends mortal boundaries. We are stardust, we are golden. We are billion year old carbon. And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Better tell the horny old koots that then.

[Philosophy Explorer]

Lord have mercy.
Hmm. I wonder why Greta hasn't shown up to tell these frustrated geriatrics to 'get a room'.

How can you cheapen and twist our love into something tawdry? Our love transcends mortal boundaries. We are stardust, we are golden. We are billion year old carbon. And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Better tell the horny old koots that then.

What horny old koots? Seems a certain person is horny herself.

PhilX

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Oh really. Care to elaborate?

[Philosophy Explorer]

Jordan Spieth just became the youngest American to win the British Open.

PhilX

That's great. Who is Jordan Spieth and what is the British Open, btw.

You may not care, but to answer the question, the British Open is a major golf tournament and Spieth is probably the best player since Tiger Woods to play the game (who are both Americans).

PhilX

[Philosophy Explorer]

Oh really. Care to elaborate?

I figure you're aching to do that yourself.

PhilX