How would you cheer up Harbal?

[thedoc]

You know perfectly well that you look at everything Harbal posts.

I'm glad you know me so well, why don't you tell me what I'm having for breakfast?

[Philosophy Explorer]

You know perfectly well that you look at everything Harbal posts.

I'm glad you know me so well, why don't you tell me what I'm having for breakfast?

Doc. If you want to know anything about anybody, you can look it up in my secret files. I have it on good authority from VT that I have secret files on her.

PhilX

[thedoc]

Having a choice is ridiculous?

Of course not but telling people that you are ignoring them then responding to them and also telling them that you are ignoring them is beyond ridiculous.

I'm glad you think so, and that you are enjoying it so much.

[thedoc]

Doc. If you want to know anything about anybody, you can look it up in my secret files. I have it on good authority from VT that I have secret files on her.

PhilX

To paraphrase, "I would if I could but I don't care so I won't", besides it'll be more fun to read what VT makes up.

[Arising_uk]

I'm glad you think so, and that you are enjoying it so much.

Who enjoys such a thing?

[thedoc]

I'm glad you think so, and that you are enjoying it so much.

Who enjoys such a thing?

You do.

[henry quirk]

How would I cheer up Harbal?

Assuming I gave a flip about him, and didn't have to worry about an assault charge, I'd git after him with my shotgun.

Violence, the tangible possibility of injury or death, these things are great motivators and perspective-changers.

Melancholy ain't got a snowball's chance with the business end of a gun pointin' at it.

[Arising_uk]

You do.

I'm English I find such behaviour baffling and excruciatingly embarrassing, please stop.

[thedoc]

I'm English I find such behaviour baffling and excruciatingly embarrassing, please stop.

I'm very sorry for your affliction.

[Arising_uk]

Being British/English is a burden some of us have to bear and we do it with humour by and large.

There's a saying, "Having a sense of humour is optional for the rest of the world, for the British it is obligatory"(apologies to the Ockers).

[Harbal]

You have to explain to the folks why you deserve respect.
PhilX

I don't see why.

[Harbal]

Assuming I gave a flip about him, and didn't have to worry about an assault charge, I'd git after him with my shotgun.

So if you give a "flip" about something you go after it with your gun but you don't give a "flip" about me so you're not going to "git" after me with it? You seem to be saying that I deserve shooting but you can't be bothered to do it. I think you're all talk, henry, if someone put a gun in your hand you would probably drop it and run of screaming, you big sissy Yank.

[Lacewing]

Men with guns tend to be stupid.

[Harbal]

How wonderful, you all clubbed together and got me Lacewing. How did you all know it was just what I wanted.

[uwot]

My women are pure. They cannot be shared.

I find the implication that you have exclusive access to your own harem difficult to believe.