Got any good jokes?
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(If you don’t get the joke, it’s the panoply of tag ID’s associated with her beliefs, and how the logical respond.)
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Funeral
An old woman passed away, so her husband organized the funeral. It was a touching service, but as it was ending there was a great clap of thunder and a flash of lightning across the sky.
The old man looked to his minister and shurgged, "Well, she's up there, and it's His problem now"
An old woman passed away, so her husband organized the funeral. It was a touching service, but as it was ending there was a great clap of thunder and a flash of lightning across the sky.
The old man looked to his minister and shurgged, "Well, she's up there, and it's His problem now"
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Was her name Irma?
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An argument between Evolutionauts:
- Well, we miss a lot of fossils indeed, but I think it will come.
- You're wrong this time, I don't think it will come.
- Look at this evidence, it proves I think it will come.
- Rights, that's irrefutable. It's proven, now I think you think it will come.
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- Well, we miss a lot of fossils indeed, but I think it will come.
- You're wrong this time, I don't think it will come.
- Look at this evidence, it proves I think it will come.
- Rights, that's irrefutable. It's proven, now I think you think it will come.
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Sorry but that story doesn't belong in this thread, this thread is for "good" jokes. That isn't funny.PauloL wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:37 pm An argument between Evolutionauts:
- Well, we miss a lot of fossils indeed, but I think it will come.
- You're wrong this time, I don't think it will come.
- Look at this evidence, it proves I think it will come.
- Rights, that's irrefutable. It's proven, now I think you think it will come.
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Did you mean the joke to be on you? That's what happens when desperation makes you try too hard.PauloL wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:37 pm An argument between Evolutionauts:
- Well, we miss a lot of fossils indeed, but I think it will come.
- You're wrong this time, I don't think it will come.
- Look at this evidence, it proves I think it will come.
- Rights, that's irrefutable. It's proven, now I think you think it will come.
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Gazing at the devastation from a spot of dry land, the minister said to the old man, “Wasn’t Irma a part-time designer back in the salad days?”
The husband said, “She tried, but clients said her work looked chaotic, and there were payment issues.”
The husband said, “She tried, but clients said her work looked chaotic, and there were payment issues.”
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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They then realise trying to enjoy life is pointless and soon they will be taken back to the dark unending void.
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I think the punchline must have been lost in google translation.PauloL wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:37 pm An argument between Evolutionauts:
- Well, we miss a lot of fossils indeed, but I think it will come.
- You're wrong this time, I don't think it will come.
- Look at this evidence, it proves I think it will come.
- Rights, that's irrefutable. It's proven, now I think you think it will come.
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Is that the whole thing?
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It looks like two parts of two different things to me.
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An old man was driving his Volvo home from work and he get's a phone call from his wife, "Please be careful, I just saw on the news that some lunatic is driving the wrong way on the freeway." He answered "It's worse than that, there are hundreds of them."
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Perhaps, master of English. Poor arrogants that forget that English was a second language (at most) 100 years ago and it isn't granted that it will keep its status another 100 years.vegetariantaxidermy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:42 pm I think the punchline must have been lost in google translation.
By the way, perhaps you'd like to know that at high school I had better grades in English than some native speakers in my class.
These thoughts are not extensive to all native English-speakers. Only to those few poor arrogants like this one.