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Arising_uk wrote: And yet your joke hints that there is no clear guidance in crossing use, what is the rule? We'd have something like those coming from the right junction have right of way(since we drive on the left).
There are real traffic laws governing the right-of-way at a 4 way stop. My comment was a joke but apparently that went right over your head. Perhaps you are just built too low to the ground. Try standing up once in a while, you shouldn't crawl on your belly all the time.
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Have you heard the one about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Counting in binary is as easy as 01, 10, 11.
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ForCruxSake wrote:Have you heard the one about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.

:D
One day he screwed up his courage to investigate and found only figments of someone else’s imagination which caused him to say, that’s a laugh!

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Ask a photon why he never checks in luggage, and he'll tell you he's travelling light.

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:lol:
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Harbal wrote:
ForCruxSake wrote:Counting in binary is as easy as 01, 10, 11.
But is it as easy as Descartes Meditations?
I prefer Massenet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QtGOWemQhY
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A man was talking to his surgeon after he had surgery on his hand and he asked, "Doctor will I be able to play the Violin?"
and the doctor answered, "Of course."
and the man said "Good, cause I couldn't play before."
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Is this about your taste in music or your taste in women?
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thedoc wrote:A man was talking to his surgeon after he had surgery on his hand and he asked, "Doctor will I be able to play the Violin?"
and the doctor answered, "Of course."
and the man said "Good, cause I couldn't play before."
:lol:
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thedoc wrote:A man was talking to his surgeon after he had surgery on his hand and he asked, "Doctor will I be able to play the Violin?"
and the doctor answered, "Of course."
and the man said "Good, cause I couldn't play before."
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A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"Don't you meant a martini?", says the barman
The Roman replies, "If I'd wanted a double I'd have asked for one!"

A second Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please."
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Harbal wrote:
Is this about your taste in music or your taste in women?
Yes.
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thedoc wrote:
Harbal wrote:
Is this about your taste in music or your taste in women?
Yes.
MS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT_63UntRJE&t=879s
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thedoc wrote:There are real traffic laws governing the right-of-way at a 4 way stop. My comment was a joke but apparently that went right over your head. ...
Jokes contain truth in them, we have no such joke like that over here. Given you kill 40,000 people a year over there I think you need to refresh your drivers knowledge of the rules.
Perhaps you are just built too low to the ground. Try standing up once in a while, you shouldn't crawl on your belly all the time.
I'm crushed - boo hoo.
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