I am utterly shocked by the heretic opinions of those that have posted on this thread.
Onions, like orgegano are but single ingredients to his might oneness.
THe magnificent and Immanent oneness of the FSM, in who we all reside as ingredients.
We are, and the might onion; the oregano the holy Bay leaf and the stringiness of the spaghetti are but modes of the great substance of the universe of nature which is the FSM
Pah! May the Lord High Brassica bestow blessings upon both thine ears.
It is obvious that you have been infected by a parasitic meme; hijacking the natural ability of the human mind to resolve cognitive dissonance by disabling its ability to reason. Coupling this with the tribal nature of the human animal will make you either aggressive or seductive towards foreign and non meme carriers in order to infect or kill them. - Parasitology 101.
The meme has you and has blinded you to the fact that you have been assimilated by the deceptive.
Very soon sectarian tension will build up and there will the first bolognaise wars, parmesan will be spilled and people will be murdered in the name of the holy recipe.
After this, irony will stalk the earth.
The FSM was intended to put a stop to all this.
But we all know that the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Listen to me...
I will tell you of the Great Cauliflower of which we are all just a reflection of its infinite buddedness. Every bud unique but containing the whole.
OK, I lied, it is all utterly deterministic and you can't save yourself.
But I still think my meme is better than your meme.
(All this talk of memes; has anyone heard of the script theory of Eric Berne?)
A religion is not just for lunch, it could cost you your life.