Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
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Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
God created Eden as his heaven on Earth so that he could, some day come down and rule over us.
He cast Satan out of heaven. I guess because she was creating a huge division there, and decided to send her to Earth, to also create division here, which she did.
Why would a good God curse the Earth by sending Satan, the personification of evil, to Earth?
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God created Eden as his heaven on Earth so that he could, some day come down and rule over us.
He cast Satan out of heaven. I guess because she was creating a huge division there, and decided to send her to Earth, to also create division here, which she did.
Why would a good God curse the Earth by sending Satan, the personification of evil, to Earth?
Regards
DL
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Re: Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
Are you saying that Eve was the personification of Satan?Greatest I am wrote:Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
God created Eden as his heaven on Earth so that he could, some day come down and rule over us.
He cast Satan out of heaven. I guess because she was creating a huge division there, and decided to send her to Earth, to also create division here, which she did.
Why would a good God curse the Earth by sending Satan, the personification of evil, to Earth?
Regards
DL
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Re: Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
Yes, if not for Satan all the men could have lived gaily together in Eden.
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Re: Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
You're a bit off. Adam was the only man in Eden. Also Eve was intended as a mate for Adam.Greta wrote:Yes, if not for Satan all the men could have lived gaily together in Eden.
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But there was only one man in the beginning, so I can imagine how nice and quiet it could have been without a woman chattering at you all the time.Greta wrote:Yes, if not for Satan all the men could have lived gaily together in Eden.
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Clearly you found the "chattering" preferable to finding yourself a boyfriend or staying faithful to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.thedoc wrote:But there was only one man in the beginning, so I can imagine how nice and quiet it could have been without a woman chattering at you all the time.Greta wrote:Yes, if not for Satan all the men could have lived gaily together in Eden.
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My wife works during the day, my grandchildren are now in school, and when my wife gets home she's too tired to chatter, it's all good.Greta wrote:Clearly you found the "chattering" preferable to finding yourself a boyfriend or staying faithful to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.thedoc wrote:But there was only one man in the beginning, so I can imagine how nice and quiet it could have been without a woman chattering at you all the time.Greta wrote:Yes, if not for Satan all the men could have lived gaily together in Eden.
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Do you notice how women give men so many problems but men never seem to give women any problems at all?thedoc wrote:My wife works during the day, my grandchildren are now in school, and when my wife gets home she's too tired to chatter, it's all good.Greta wrote:Clearly you found the "chattering" preferable to finding yourself a boyfriend or staying faithful to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.thedoc wrote: But there was only one man in the beginning, so I can imagine how nice and quiet it could have been without a woman chattering at you all the time.
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I have noticed that, possibly it is because women are so much more confused about everything than men are, or men just don't care.Greta wrote: Do you notice how women give men so many problems but men never seem to give women any problems at all?
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Yes, women are terrible and I'm probably the worst of them - trouble with a capital "N"! By contrast, men are amazing. I even hear that they give better head than women do.thedoc wrote:I have noticed that, possibly it is because women are so much more confused about everything than men are, or men just don't care.Greta wrote: Do you notice how women give men so many problems but men never seem to give women any problems at all?
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Re: Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
I would not know, you know?Greta wrote:Yes, women are terrible and I'm probably the worst of them - trouble with a capital "N"! By contrast, men are amazing. I even hear that they give better head than women do.thedoc wrote:I have noticed that, possibly it is because women are so much more confused about everything than men are, or men just don't care.Greta wrote: Do you notice how women give men so many problems but men never seem to give women any problems at all?
But it's pretty obvious. Men have cocks so know what feels good I suppose.
Nonetheless - I'd take the Pepsi challenge because I think my Cunning linctus is the greatest salve on earth.
Re: Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
I'll ask my wife, but I don't believe she has anyone to compare me to, so does that mean that I am incomparable?Greta wrote:Yes, women are terrible and I'm probably the worst of them - trouble with a capital "N"! By contrast, men are amazing. I even hear that they give better head than women do.thedoc wrote:I have noticed that, possibly it is because women are so much more confused about everything than men are, or men just don't care.Greta wrote: Do you notice how women give men so many problems but men never seem to give women any problems at all?
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Doesn't your spell check work? I thought it was cunnilinguis.Hobbes' Choice wrote: I would not know, you know?
But it's pretty obvious. Men have cocks so know what feels good I suppose.
Nonetheless - I'd take the Pepsi challenge because I think my Cunning linctus is the greatest salve on earth.
Re: Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
Close enough, any closer and I'd actually be doing it. Not that I would complain.thedoc wrote:Doesn't your spell check work? I thought it was cunnilinguis.Hobbes' Choice wrote: I would not know, you know?
But it's pretty obvious. Men have cocks so know what feels good I suppose.
Nonetheless - I'd take the Pepsi challenge because I think my Cunning linctus is the greatest salve on earth.
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As an inocent, I personaly wouldnt kno abut any of this. Its all thearetical and academmic for me, as one who prefers to barsk in the cool barm of the intelect rarther than roast in the heet of pashun.thedoc wrote:Doesn't your spell check work? I thought it was cunnilinguis.Hobbes' Choice wrote: I would not know, you know?
But it's pretty obvious. Men have cocks so know what feels good I suppose.
Nonetheless - I'd take the Pepsi challenge because I think my Cunning linctus is the greatest salve on earth.
Oh dear, what a mess! My spell-checker must slipped into US spelling mode.